[–] NassTee 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Those are my neighbors. Such showoffs. Always flaunting the fact that they have a shoe.

[–] goatsandbros 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Don't overlook their healthy supply of outdoor sticks.

[–] ar308 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Until socialism: “Neighbor have more sticks than me. Me no like having less sticks than neighbor. Not fair. Maybe me hit neighbor with rock. Take sticks for self. Fair that way. Then me be wealthy, just like neighbor! I is smart.”

I mean really, it’s quite a mystery why Africa isn’t the most prosperous continent on earth. It has a wealth of unharnessed natural resources, waiting to be used. Such a rich culture too! Whatever could possibly explain their poverty? /s

[–] Soyboy69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah, a nigger with a hut that fancy would be dressing in a brightly colored suit or some shit

[–] dbvapor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That’s a gang marking their territory. No telephone wires to dangle it from.

[–] elphantasmo 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

i spoke with a Kenyan that was explaining that if your hut has a window people will come through at night and steal your shit. (I say window, but I really just mean an opening. of course an actual pane of glass wouldn't last a week) so if you put bars in your window to combat burglars, then they'll instead use a long hooked pole to reach through and pull stuff out that way. so in the end simply having no window openings becomes the way to deal with it. but they are just like us.

[–] Soyboy69 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

then they'll instead use a long hooked pole to reach through and pull stuff out that way

Peak african ingenuity, long range stealing spears.

[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

People do realize Kenya has like, cities and shit, right?

https://imgoat.com/uploads/eabe3a1649/205356.jpg

[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

(I say window, but I really just mean an opening. of course an actual pane of glass wouldn't last a week)

Side hole.

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Rofl. We need to make "but they are just like us" go viral

[–] beesmeesmonies 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

babes... "kenyans" are grey-subsaharan-cannibal who's religon is voodoo(eating people) and who's culture produces zero commodities.... grey-subsaharan-cannibals are nothing like caucAsians... govern yourself accordingly!

[–] Butterbread 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pretty sure he was kidding, you faggot

[–] MrPim 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fuckin McMudhuts.

[–] 1_61803399 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That is in fact the local McDonald's.

[–] ValleyofIdiots 5 points 4 points (+9|-5) ago 

thats a movie set from ace ventura 2. reeeaallly low effort. the reason voat sucks is this stuff like this, perfectly good platform and shit for brains use their opportunity to waste their time posting hurr durr niggers are niggers crap like this.

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"thats a movie set from ace ventura 2. reeeaallly low effort. the reason voat sucks is this stuff like this, perfectly good platform and shit for brains use their opportunity to waste their time posting hurr durr niggers are niggers crap like this."

This nigger's been here less than a month, has made a whopping three comments, and wants to talk about "the reason voat sucks."

"How do you do, fellow goats? Have you donated to AIPAC lately?"

[–] Illusory 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Whether people recognize it as a movie set is beside the point. Do you actually think anyone here really believes that upper class Africans live in something like this? We're all well-aware that upper class Africans live in heavily guarded gated fortresses.

edit: even if it is in a movie, it's not something just made up by Hollywood. It appears to be a real traditional-style house in Benin. Compare: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_Africa#/media/File:Koussoukoingou2.jpg

[–] Butterbread 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, dude didn't get the joke then proceeds to tell us voat sucks. He's what sucks about voat, the cunt.

[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Obama's crib in kenya!

[–] OhhhDerkaDerkaDerka 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mud Century Mudern

[–] Butterbread 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TOP KEK

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[–] NestleStoleMyWater 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I almost fell off my chair reading that. This entire thread is the multitude of reasons why I use Voat.

[–] prairie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly my thought, the new garage apartment for hipsters.

[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Haha! Why am I the only one to upvoat you?

[–] WhiteRonin 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

No mortgage. Government doesn’t want to take your land. Niggers not likely to steal from you.

It’s not bad when you think about it!

[–] Soyboy69 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

. Government doesn’t want to take your land.

Ehh, government local warlords, same thing.

Niggers not likely to steal from you.

on a continent full of niggers?

[–] WhiteRonin 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Gee are you drinking the smart cool aide today!

Good show smarty!

  1. North Africa is not entirely niggers. Sand noggers but a grey area difference. Go back I history a bit I’m sure we could find a white (more olive but close enough) who was a pharaoh.

  2. I’m sure all those good people in South Africa would disagree with you about your “full of nighers” comment.

But yeah, you did drink the cool aide.

[–] Butterbread 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There are some tax advantages to living in a literal pile of shit. I'll concede on that point, fine.

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I did forget to say no IOT devices to spy on you except for these types of niggers.

https://smileradio.net/sites/default/files/image/ultrasa15b_030.jpg

[–] lexsird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Then stop whining and go join them.

[–] WhiteRonin 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Whining?

Such an edgy edge lord! Wow!

What a winner!

Pfft

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