[–] YoHomie 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Al Gore - "The Alaska Earthquake was because of global warming and Trump's inaction to solve the problem - particularly pulling out of the Paris Accord."

[–] Nutkase 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dude be nice, he’s super cereal about this.

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This happened because you made fun of him for warning you about manbearpig..

[–] GumbyTM 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sounds like someone is a disbeliever. Maybe algore should fly his jet out and explain it to you personally.

[–] ThoseFeels 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

So this was like a day after the strange ripple that went around the whole world, right? Same day?

[–] Realclamwrangler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Is there a post or anything explaining what you're referencing?

[–] Westhenorth 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Finally we get a text from Trump supporting the state. Anchorage is fine, its sort of a shit hole anyway. People are just freaking out because a few wine glasse hit the floor.

[–] Vic_V 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd hate to be the tow truck driver for this call

[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like how the people continue to stand next to the car and on the edge of the hole not like it could suddenly open wider.

[–] mralexson 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Chileans be like that was nothing

[–] Buff_Awesome 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At least the car's fine. I don't know how they're going to get it out of there, but at least it's fine.

[–] tastelessinvective 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't know how they're going to get it out of there

You could fill in the cracks with dirt and drive out. I dunno if that's what they'll end up doing. Maybe a crane?

[–] My-Name-is-Mud 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

After "the big one" hits oregon I bet it will be a red state.

[–] SIayfire122 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

For the most part, only conservatives would be able to survive an all out nuclear war. Think about it. Virtually every city would be destroyed or would starve to death. Meanwhile, the countryside folks would likely have a small stock of food and ammo, as well as a bit of knowledge of how to live off grid.

So long as there's no nuclear winter, the rural folks would be able to produce food, while any remaining city slickers would be immigrating to the country and/or begging for aid. The best they could hope for is to be taken in as a farm hand in exchange for food and a roof.

[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd shoot 'em dead.

There's absolutely no way I'd be letting a liberalized city dweller have a chance to spread his ideological cancer. They made a choice go live or stay in the city to enjoy that sort of life, enjoy it until the end.

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