[–] dayofthehope 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Happy Hanukah! The top one was very good. She could pass now. One more thing. Change her name from Finkelberg to Flint.

The second one. Change her name from Pearlstein to Perry

[–] DownRange 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Literal shapeshifters.

[–] IDintDuNuthin2 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

White chick noses are generally perfect

[–] TheSeer 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I say we push the angle that rhinoplasty is cultural appropriation perpetuated against western (and northern) Europeans.

[–] Dean_Wilhelm_Hawkins 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

Which one is the before pic?

[–] bubblin 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

as if anyone ever did plastic surgery to look more jewish.

[–] Samsquamch 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Lol same question here - normally the left is the before pic, but her nose looks even worse on the right

[–] Napierdalator 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

normally the left is the before pic

Normally we read left to right. In hebrew the text is read right to left. Maybe the right side of the screen is natural for them to first be looked at.

[–] McFluffy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

the jew signature nose is that hook bump that the one on the right shows.

[–] alele-opathic [S] 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Reminder that it is becoming custom to gift their (((daughters))) nose jobs for their 16th birthday.

More:

Like 8 more in this gallery: https://imgur.com/gallery/qZb5dPw

[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It's very similar to the Korean cosmetic surgery that parents give their daughters once they are 16 and their faces are fully developed.

https://nextshark-vxdsockgvw3ki.stackpathdns.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/korean-plastic-surgery.jpg

We wuz Whyte girlz an' sheet

[–] Damncircle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Dated a ugly Korean when I was younger. Ran into her and didn't even recognize her. Parents did same thing.

[–] TheSeer 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Except plastic surgery doesn't change their genetics.

Look at a pic of a young (but not like 11) pic of Ivanka sometime. Pretty obvious she and her mom had a nose job, because 'reasons'.

[–] recon_johnny 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's still something about her though. If I look, something still says to me there's fuckery afoot.

[–] iamthecircus 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is why the first thing you see in every intro of (((South Park))) is "Tom's Rhinoplasty"

OMG, they killed Kennedy

[–] watts2db 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

haha Ive noticed that too. SP has been subtly naming the jew for years and sometimes even not so subtly

Watch the episode "Cancelled" sometime

[–] great_white_saxon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cartman isn't very subtle with his jew naming, though.

[–] spaceman84 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's a Primus reference. You know, the guys who did the theme song.

[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Wearing dreadlocks is called cultural appropriation, but plastic surgery to make your face look more like my people...

[–] Pluviou5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Must be called racial appropriation.

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nice point!

[–] worldofmadness 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

I bet Faith Goldy(stein) and Lauren Simonsen had a rhinoplasty.

[–] phareoct 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fun Fact: Shmufkin TV has had rhinoplasty and she's a jew.

[–] con77 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

From ice breaker to just big

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My favorite "before" picture comes with a great Jewish tale

http://oliverwang.net/images/50bat.jpg

See the girl to the right? This was taken at her Bat Mitzvah.

Her Jewish father, David H. Brooks, a body armor mogul threw his daughter a $10 million bat mitzvah with performances from 50 Cent, Kenny Gorlick (G) Tom Petty, and Aerosmith,

He was sentenced to 17 years in prison for his role in swindling $200 million from his company and its investors. He supplied body armor to the pentagon for our troops.

Thankfully the end of this Jewish tale has him dying in prison.

[–] Qtard187 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Lol, the absolute state of 50 cent.

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