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[–]Battlefat0 points
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All the holiday commercials would seem to suggest to her that this relationship is normal and the best she could do; considering all the soy she’s consumed, they are correct in that assumption. The babies will look like alcohol syndrome heffalumps with wide set eyes, and curly ginger chin scruff
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It is now, so give it your sons, so they can estrogenize their tits and become sympathetic to the fairer sex, and maybe one day, they will transmogrify their genitals
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[–] 15154422? 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I love this. Imagine if you were to select for his retarded features, we could have goat people! !
[–] voats4goats 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
So thats what piss in the gene pool looks like
[–] Jabiluka 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'ze gots me a nigger, see, I ain't rayciss.
[–] Battlefat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
All the holiday commercials would seem to suggest to her that this relationship is normal and the best she could do; considering all the soy she’s consumed, they are correct in that assumption. The babies will look like alcohol syndrome heffalumps with wide set eyes, and curly ginger chin scruff
[–] Jabiluka 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Soy was never meant to be food, the Chinese planted it so that they could use it for soy sauce and to re-nitrogenise the soil, it was never a food.
[–] Battlefat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It is now, so give it your sons, so they can estrogenize their tits and become sympathetic to the fairer sex, and maybe one day, they will transmogrify their genitals
[–] satisfyinghump ago
What about using it to make tofu?
[–] con77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
bet he has a ton of witty conversation
[–] 15155221? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Isn't he in this movie?
[–] Reverse-Flash ago
Dudes got near 240 degree vision. He sees in panoramic view.
[–] ArielQflip ago
Eyes so far apart indicate incest. Prolly hung like a elephant. Sad.