[–] birds_sing 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fun facts about Justin Trudeau's mom:

  • She started dating Justin's dad when she was 18 and he was 47. They married when she was 22 and he was 51.

  • In her own autobiography, she admits to "having an affair" with Teddy Kennedy while she was married to Justin's dad who was Prime Minister at the time.

  • Lead guitarist of The Rolling Stones, Keith Richards, wrote in his autobiography titled Life, that Justin's mom had a threesome with singer Mick Jagger and rhythm guitarist Ronnie Wood after a concert in Toronto. She was married to Justin's dad at the time, and this occurred while his dad was Prime Minister of Canada. - Mick, Ronnie, and Justin's mom deny there was a threesome, but Ronnie and Justin's mom don't deny that the two of them fucked. - At the time she was a married mother of 3.

  • She is very open about the fact that she's bi-polar.

So a bi-polar chick who at 22 marries a guy who's 51; who openly brags about fucking guys she met through her husband's job; who after having 3 kids still goes backstage at concerts and fucks the band - that chick gives birth to a kid that grows up to look like someone her husband used to work with.....

Everyone says the Trudeau/Castro thing as a joke. Maybe it isn't a joke.

[–] 9-11 4 points 15 points (+19|-4) ago  (edited ago)

[–] headfire 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

His dad was a beta duck.

[–] birds_sing 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yep. She was someone who could get someone like Teddy Kennedy in his prime. And even after pumping out 3 kids she could still get backstage and fuck members of the biggest rock band at the time. Meanwhile her husband was 29 years older than her and looked like that.

And people wonder why their kid is so fucked up.

[–] IheartSwimming 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Check out the snozzberry on that guy.

[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He gets his hair from his father.

[–] MyDrunkAccount 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You sing a song of lies, bird. These facts weren't fun, they were sad.

[–] jj351 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

God damn, what a hooker. I never met a bi-polar chick that was faithful.

[–] PeaceSeeker 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Buzzfeed REEing about this topic (archives): [1] [2]

I don't know one way or another. People say Trudeau was born before his mother ever went to Cuba, that the picture OP is posting is actually Trudeau's brother, "Michel". But I have always been astonished by the resemblance between Trudeau and Castro, and the fact that his mother did go to Cuba and meet Castro, and she said of Castro (according to one of the above links):

Margaret later reminisced over the trip and told National Post that Castro was a “very warm and charming man — I enjoyed him.”

I enjoyed him. Sorry folks, the timeline may not match up with Margaret's first official visit to Cuba, but I can't help but feel she either went to Cuba before that first official visit, or Trudeau's celebrated birth date is false.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

'Hes got your eyes'

'Bastardo! They are the peoples eyes! Vive la revolucion!'

[–] mrgreenjeans9 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

let's drink to the people's struggle!

[–] shitpostfacto1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sacre bleu!!!

[–] Sw0rdofDamocles 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The resemblance of a young Justin Trudeau with a young Fidel Castro is definitely striking.

Without a DNA test to sort this all out, it's entirely plausible to claim that Pierre Trudeau isn't the father of Justin Trudeau. Artificial insemination has been around since the 1920's in one form or another with direct injection developed in the 1980's. Even if Justine Trudeau's mother didn't outright have sex with Fidel Castro multiple times to conceive Justin by this method it's still very plausible that Fidel could've nutted in a cup and his frozen Cuban spices were transported for deposit into Margaret Trudeau.

Thing is, what really throws me is that Pierre Trudeau has a predictably striking resemblance to both his son Justin and by default, Fidel Castro as well, which is pretty damn unusual in this sort of equation, but that's not what makes this bizarre to me. This is a photo of the late Angel Castro Arquiz in his later years. Fidel Castro's Sugar cane plantation owning father looks like he could've sired them all. The world is a weird place and I wouldn't be surprised if Pierre Trudeau and Fidel Castro were actually brothers or close cousins.

Truth be told, given the weird stuff that goes on in this world, I could believe that Justin Trudeau is Castro's son, but that wouldn't be the weirdest thing to have confirmed nor would it matter for Canada, or her people. They're boned as long as Trudeau's in office. If anything, we may actually be seeing a common physiognomy among males who gravitate towards leftist ideology and politics. That would be thee thing the lunatics in our government offices would shit their pants over if we started to realized the common facial aesthetic traits of traitors.

[–] YoungHitler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like this take

[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If anything, we may actually be seeing a common physiognomy among males who gravitate towards leftist ideology and politics. That would be thee thing the lunatics in our government offices would shit their pants over if we started to realized the common facial aesthetic traits of traitors.

Well there already is the soylent grin so you may be on to something.

[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

the Obamas just came out with their news so that bumps this up 10 points on the likely scale.

[–] lipids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Obama news?

[–] Pluviou5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah if the Obama news is true, which it most likely is, then this is as well.

[–] whitemouse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What Obama news?

Has he come out or something?

[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But Fidel was no sissy boi. How did he spawn a literal cuck

[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This kind of implies castro was deep state in a way.

All planned, all theatre.

[–] fastregister 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i interpret it as the deep state being communist.

now i wonder who all the commies daddys are.

[–] OhGoodLord2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maggie got around all right LOL.

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