[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.....

...I woke up in a hospital bed, still really drunk....

The surgeon was looking at my leg, assessing the damage..., bones sticking out, flesh all ripped to shit.

I said (my voice trembling) “will I walk again?”

Doctor looked at my mangled leg, looked at the fear in my eyes, looked back at my butchered leg and said “you will have a limp.”

Fucking brilliant man completely underestimated his abilities.

Not only do I not limp, I still strut!!!

.....thirty years ago they would have just amputated.......

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone....

[–] Charlez6 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.....

Speaking of which, you think the guy up front still has his tackle?

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Memories, of the junk that used to be

Now they seem so far away

How I remember testicles...........

Why they had to go I don’t know

They wouldn’t say

Something, went, really wrong and now I long for yesterday

Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be

And I mean that literally

How I remember having legs

[–] theironneverlies 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bowen was married and had four healthy sons all of whom became successful and prosperous.

Seems like something was working

[–] bluntripkin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

people let me tell you about my best friend....

[–] culofiesta 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It also helps when he needs a good handy

[–] Norm85 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Looks like our office teamwork "motivational" will get updated one evening this week.

[–] tastywhitemeat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Literally a back seat driver.

[–] Wonder_Boy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Literally not.

Front seat driver. Back seat pedaler.

[–] tastywhitemeat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I meant in the sense that the guy in front is literally driving the guy in the back seat around. But it was not phrased well, my apologies.