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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"This is a degenerate abomination son, once upon a time these people used to be burned at the stake. Unfortunately they dont let us do that any more."

Man.... our national soccer team is called the 'Socceroos'

Now one of my previous incarnations was working on the grass at a major sports arena that had a Japan vs Australia soccer match some years ago.

5th tier up, nice big green and yellow banner gets unfurled -

"BUKKAKEROOS"

Now... what do you think i might have jumped on the radio to ask for that day? And fuck me drunk if i didnt have to ask a bunch of people A) if they knew what bukkakke was, and B) what would they tell their kids when they see the banner on TV.

Almost all of them came up with 'Oh id just make something up' - Me, im thinking... how about just not fucking have to explain mildly amusing but fucking inappropriate for international broadcast banners in the first place by going up there and telling the fucking idiots to pull it down

I mean, call me a tight arsed cunt all you like, but my entire job was to be a tight arsed cunt, so that everyone else that the attention is on, dont look like complete fuckwits, that i didnt get sacked and people didnt get hurt.... so yeah i would take your football off you for kicking it in the corridors at the g.... because mutlitple people were treated every year for heavy concussion after fucking idiots booted leather footballs into the back of their heads!