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[–] TheBuddha 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

The country or the hagged out whore in the picture?

Granted, I'd absolutely stick it in her pooper. I ain't scared. However, she's not really anywhere close to my ideal and I've absolutely had many, many more attractive chicks.

[–] ilikeskittles 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Both! Oh my present GF puts her to shame, but I'd stick my dick in her for sure.

[–] TheBuddha 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Yeah, she's nothing spectacular. Her tits are fake, she's had more dick in her than a Dick Clark special, and she's a dime a dozen at your local bar.

Shit, my band is only a couple of months old and we've already got groupies that are cuter than she is. I'm pretty sure I can shag any one of them - though there'd be repercussions, so I won't.

Curiously, the missus is the first person I've ever promised to be faithful to. She told me that I'd have to stop my whoring ways. I didn't even tall my wife that, back in the day.

So, I told her, "I can do that. If I'm going to sleep with other women, I'll break up with you first."

She took that entirely different than what I intended, but I'm so far faithful to her. And, I will continue to be faithful to her. If I'm going to penis another chick, I'll break up with the missus first. She trusts me, too. LOL I've got two lovely young ladies in the house along with the missus. Well, one's too young - though she's actually pretty cute.

(Note, I should stop saying that. I recently mentioned that she was cute and some goat sent me an email asking for a picture of her. Dude, she's 15! No, I'm not sending pictures of her. On top of that, I treat her like she's my daughter. No, I'm not giving goats her email or sending pictures of her. I don't think I have any pictures, anyhow. Wait... Yes I do. Never mind...)

Where was I?

Oh, the other is way too cute and absolutely adorable. However, she's in the band. The rule is don't stick your dick in band members. This rule should never be violated. It's statistically very unlikely to end well. Do not stick your dick in band members! She's just 19, but damned isn't she cute. A couple of goats have seen her picture. ;-)

I'm kind of surprised that none asked for her email address, cell phone number, or nudes. Granted, I don't have nudes of her - but I'd probably look if there were some! She's very cute. She's definitely in the "I'd Penis Her" category, except for the whole band thing. She also knows my rule and likes to tease me. She and the eldest hoodlum were 'modeling' their bikinis yesterday.

It's not always very easy to behave well. It's a damned good thing I seldom drink these days.