[–] TheBuddha 17 points 17 points (+34|-17) ago 

Are you saying that America is a washed up whore, prone to bouts of vanity, trying for attention, and using surgery to present themselves as more desirable than they really are?

That's not very nice!

(Also, bathe her and send her to my tent.)

[–] poodog 5 points 13 points (+18|-5) ago 

Woop woop

Neckbeard alert

[–] jackthebutholeripper 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

womp womp

[–] TheBuddha 6 points 1 points (+7|-6) ago 

LOL Y'all know I'm easily doxxed, right? ;-)

[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh I don't know, I quite like her.

[–] TheBuddha 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

The country or the hagged out whore in the picture?

Granted, I'd absolutely stick it in her pooper. I ain't scared. However, she's not really anywhere close to my ideal and I've absolutely had many, many more attractive chicks.

[–] ursowrong 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

That woman is no feminist, won't complain when you rape her.

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't actually want to rape anyone. If you're considering raping someone, perhaps there's qualified mental health professionals in your area who will help you at costs you can afford.

[–] Jerkytime26 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What picture are you looking at weirdo?

[–] TheBuddha 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

The submitted one. She's a haggled out plastic whore.

[–] NassTee 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Made me salute!

[–] Diggernicks 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

She needs to free those tits from the shackles of that bikini.

[–] WeekendBaker 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Ok so help me out. Those are fake tits right? I always felt that the awkward gap between the breasts was an indicator.

[–] StanTheTRex 14 points 10 points (+24|-14) ago 


§176. Respect for flag

(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.**

She needs to take that off, it's the law and it's for America.

[–] Majorfatboy 8 points 16 points (+24|-8) ago 

You are, as many before you have, misinterpreting that law. It states that quite clearly that they are talking about the flag, as in, An actual fucking flag. Read what You typed: See those bits about It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. It's for an actual flag. Meaning You should display an actual flag properly. Flag-styled clothing was never in question.

You're one of those "Hurr the second amendment was only for muskets" types, aren't you.

[–] soabirw 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

He spun up a complicated way of saying, "show me them boobies".

This kills the joke.

[–] AvariciousNose 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think it looks tacky to wear American colors (except for holidays like the 4th)

[–] middle_path 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 


[–] whitemouse 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

You just want to see her tits, you perve.

[–] hillbilly_guy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes I do.

[–] Diggernicks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you a gay nigger?

[–] carlip 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

fuck off flagnigger

[–] zyklon_b 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Happy 4th

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck, just read this....now I'll have to bookmark it for next July 4....

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think my fireworks just went off early.

[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Who is that?

[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That's my girlfriend. You wouldn't know her because she goes to another school.

[–] StanTheTRex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's Canadian, we met over the summer.

[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Now I'm worried. He goes to one of those all dude schools?!

[–] SonsOfElendil 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Sofia Bevarly

[–] Schreiber 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

She was much hotter when she was 12.

Aging is cruel.

[–] ursowrong 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

That one is no feminist, won't complain when you rape her.

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