[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The weird part is I still remember their names.

[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

[–] lemon11 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I hope there's more to their tank than just that.

[–] Pawn 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

he's a rich guy, probably pays someone to take care of the turtles.

[–] dias17se 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They arent the same turtles, its just fake publicity like fallon responding to his tweets

[–] MrPim 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Man I want that gig. What could be easier than caring for turtles.

[–] Charlez6 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Obviously. They would have drowned by now otherwise.

[–] beece 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

FUCK STALLONE. He's an anti-gun asshole who made his money off being a warrior. He hid in a girls convent to avoid going to nam. Fuck that asshole.

[–] GhostMachine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You know Gulf of Tonkin was by the deep state. You would not be on this site otherwise.

So, you are faulting him for being intelligent enough (maybe) to not mindless obey the deep state?

[–] Ta1co1ma1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

44 years in that tiny aquarium. You think Rocky could afford something a little nicer for them.

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They're like women, treat them good once and they expect it all the time.

[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Great point. And weirdly true

[–] nigger_plz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Stallone was offered 300,000 for the Rocky script but he turned it down because he knew it was great. He didn't have a pot to piss in and he had a wife and a newborn kid. He held out to star in the movie that he wrote even though he sure could have used the money. Dude has balls and conviction. Rest is history. Great movie, great music. Great lines and great scenes.

Mickey: yeah they make good soup.

[–] GhostMachine 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Assuming that is correct, cheers. What an awesome guy.

This site just loves to shit on everything they come by. Not much better than libfags.

[–] NiggerJusticeWarrior 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

user for 13 hours^^

[–] 78jho 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

he probably saved those Turtles this way, tones of respect for the guy

[–] RampancyLambentRaven 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

You know he molested Terry Crews little black turtle right?

[–] Larptron 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Um link? Cause I wanna read this

[–] GhostMachine 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No no no. How old are you? Do you have absolutely zero capability of understanding sarcasm?

Ah fuck it, I give up. Continue. Blakajlfijoisjdfoisjdflsidjflskjfsl;kdfj;lsdkfs;lkdfsd;lf

I officially resign this account as well. I thought I quit Voat. I was sure. I came back. And this is what I see. Later mates!

[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I recall the story but was that stallone?

Bet the Turtles outlasted the arm wrestler that drank motor oil.

[–] Tea_Daze 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What does 45 year old turtle soup taste like?

[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 


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