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[–] Garbalon 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

What are you implying, sir?

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[–] theheadphoneworld 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Of course!

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[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know what I would give her.

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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 3 points 17 points (+20|-3) ago 

He probably has a very tiny weiner.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

It’s probably the 6 inch average. You’d be surprised what girls can take

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[–] Fattitude 6 points 4 points (+10|-6) ago 

Haha you're acting like you have some insider info, it's called childbirth fuckwit.

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[–] CobraStallone 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bigger than average even. I mean I usually assume things scale. Unless you don't get muscles like that without steroids then yeah.

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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 19 points -3 points (+16|-19) ago 

I'm just thinking the inconvienience, while I do think short chicks are cute sometimes they suck to fuck, I'm only 5'10" and I don't want no 5'2" chick, you got to prop them up on something to do them doggystyle, bend down to kiss them.

Why fuck a tiny chick if you're a huge dude unless you got a tiny little dick? dude could have a fine ass woman instead of an immitation toddler.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I ain't gonna lie, it looks kinda weird.

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Yeah, looks way too much like a little girl hugging her dad.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Looks like a regular sized dad and his 10 year old daughter.

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[–] scrimmmy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

To be fair though, the dude is damn near a giant.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wonder how many of me it would take to kick his ass. I'm thinking at least 4, maybe 5.

[EDIT] After some more thought, I might want to go with an even 10 of me. That fucker will probably kill the first 4 of me that comes at him.

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[–] riposte 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

We should find him a 400lb girlfriend.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just look at tumbler or any walmart.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

BMI: 42.9

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I agree, but it would still look weirder if she was like 6'5", 300lb, and just as proportionately ripped as he is

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I want to see... more

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bet if you saw an E.T. you would want to see its dick soon after knowing of its existence...

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Now that you mention it, yeah I'm kind of interested. A real alien, not E.T. specifically.

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[–] lifting_dog 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

And that vagina was never the same.

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[–] hang_em_high 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm guessing no one is hitting on his girlfriend.

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[–] Shieldmaden 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Probably only he is, considering his reputation.

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[–] QuestionEverything 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Someone posted the hamster eating a banana picture above, which is what I immediately thought of.

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