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[–] 12465761? 4 points 28 points (+32|-4) ago 

Free cave diving lessons for all illegal immigrants!

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Free snorkel upon graduation!

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[–] Big_Willy_Wallace 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Antisemitic username = definitely not a shill, guys, just so you know. Ignore the 2 months and the reddit-tier commenting on an ancient reddit post. He hates jews so he totally is an organic goat. Totally. Def not a faggot.

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[–] 12472742? 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

And how is my name anti-semitic, you fuck? Because it mentions Swastikas? I just think it's hilarious that Asian people like to dress like Nazis.

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[–] herbert_west 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The trick is to get them there without any cave diving lessons.

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[–] therealkrispy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nobody claimed to be a diving instructor, let alone one that fucks with caves. Just gotta say "Si, es safe."

They don't really trust free, though. Might honestly work better if we tell them they're getting paid to clean or paint the cave, or something.

Actually, I think we should all dream up elaborate and ridiculous suicide missions to send illegals on.

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[–] Optick 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The improved version: https://kek.gg/i/55BHSw.jpg

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fantastic edit. 10/10

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Holy fuck. Now I really want to go into that cave for some reason!

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[–] autoencoder 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You have a shot at the Darwin awards.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I can be a WINNER!

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Some say Darwin award, some say Goblin Engineering and R/D.

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[–] NotWearingPants 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

There must be something in there they don't want you to see.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I bet it's JIMMY HOFFA!

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[–] TomTheGeek 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's fine. You just need cave equipment and cave training

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[–] OlympicWalrus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Easy, use your lights and don't bump your equipment

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[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah my first thought was nazi gold. That or hookers and blackjack.

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[–] Asshat69 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The sign is underwater. It's for eagles nest sinkhole in florida

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[–] Titus-of-Voat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

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[–] OlympicWalrus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like he died due to faulty equipment, not necessarily cave related

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[–] PM_ME_UR_NOODZ 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Bet that dipshit didnt read the sign

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

That's where I hide my weed.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dammit, I need to read the comments before I go hunting down videos to make funny comments

Take your upvote.

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[–] enormousatom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dabs would keep better.

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[–] RonBennington 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

In water? Cool

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[–] therealkrispy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Really though, bodies of water are great stash sites. Just gotta double Ziplock it and put it in a water bottle like a Nalgene.

Back when I worked at a summer camp, we used flagpole toppers as stash sites. The flagpoles were about 20 ft tall and easy to take down, if you had the keys. The toppers popped open like plastic Easter eggs.

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[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Don't believe them. They're trying to trick you. There be pirate gold in that cave I tells ya.

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[–] shartinator 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Don't tell me how to end my life dad!

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

What's with the weird sideways corrosion from the bolts?

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[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 2 points 20 points (+22|-2) ago 

I think the sign is underwater. Could be from the current?

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[–] 12465880? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Nice observation. I didn't even consider that the sign could be underwater, but I think you're right.

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[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

probably because the sign is in outer space

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[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who the fuck downvoats logic?

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[–] PraiseIPU 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Sideways rust from water currents.

The sign is underwater.

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[–] Greasy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Water current?

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