[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

/v/cooking is a good place for pix

Your cake and pie look very tasty!

[–] Karl_Von_Dibble 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

Nice anus cake.

[–] BoyBlue 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

lol, tough crowd on VOAT.

[–] Karl_Von_Dibble 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No kidding, but I did step out of line. We appreciate our traditional members of society. I like to spray my diarrhea brain liberally and just see what happens.

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Go back to your decaf, smoke free bubble zone.

[–] TerdWilson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I could almost get my fist in there

[–] undertheshills 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Goatse Pie, a classic.

[–] hairybawbag 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Anus like an empty headlock:)

[–] L3D [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I would bake stuff even if I was married, guys should be able to make food too.

Marble cake is kinda light colored perhaps. Made them in a masonry oven and temperature dropped a bit too much. Was slow to start and noticed midway that I was one tea spoon short of the needed baking powder, so had to do a quick shopping trip. Succeeded quite well anyway.

[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I was going to mock you by saying you will attract a nice husband with that cake.

Well, I said it. So I guess I did.

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[–] Karbuster 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

You are right.

All men should know how to cook, if not to attract a potential mate, at least to be self sufficient and have some sembalance of a quality standard of living

My fiancee and i met because we love to bake

[–] WeekendBaker 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

My name amen it all but guys should be able to bake to.

Except cinnamon rolls. Those are beasts. I end up getting mad and turning mine into cinnamon logs because the dough fuggs up.

Nice pics btw.

[–] Lemongarb 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I used to be a baker. Third best job I've had.

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Was it in a prison or jail cafeteria?

[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Those are gorgeous! I've never tried lingonberries before...what are they like?

We have Make It Monday over on Trad Wives, which is a day where ladies like to share something they've made. Most often, it's food! I've been meaning to post a pic of my homemade bagels for ages but Mondays are busy and I always forget. You should start a food pics subvoat if that's something you'd like - create your own content!

[–] Futt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lingonberries are quite bitter and a bit dry, not sweet at all. Did not know you could make pies with them, around here they are usually made into an unsweetened jam and served as a side-dish with meatballs, meatloaf etc. Not a fan myself, but apparently quite popular.

[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So basically the Scandinavian version of cranberries, I guess.

[–] I_Would_Gas_You 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dat lingonberry pie :)

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or is it a klingonberry pie?

[–] Knife_Cat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You had to make it weird.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Only if he makes a QAPLA of them

[–] VivaFrei 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Your cake looks like Uranus.

Oh wait, I meant my anus.

[–] L3D [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You could almost put a fist through that cake hole, maybe you shouldn't abuse your anus quite that much... Or do, it is your anus after all. I wouldn't, but that is just me.

[–] shitpostfacto1 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Those look great! It would be nice to see a picture of your masonry oven too, I have been wanting to build one.

[–] L3D [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sadly it is not build brick by brick by some masonry master, just a store sold model. My oven is an older version of this https://www.nunnauuni.com/en/product/ama-1/ it is couple decades old now and I should pry the bottom stone off and add some sand to even it out.

[–] shitpostfacto1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thanks for the info. I will check it out.

[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Coooool! How do you cook with it - do you light a fire, or what?

[–] maxoverdrive 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Any man who doesn't know how to cook is either Jew, a nigger, or a filthy fucking beta who stuffs his fat ass with Hot Pockets and Oreos. It amazes me - even though it shouldn't - how many kike cum-holes in this thread think it's appropriate to criticize a man for baking a fucking pie. Really, just how much of a fucking nigger or kike do you have to be to criticize a man for being able to do something that you yourself are incapable of mastering????

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