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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Dispatcher:” All units respond, we have a 1488, unsolicited greeting, at the intersection of Washington and Beacon”

Unit 12:”Copy that dispatch, I have eyes on suspect, white male, 5’10, suspect appears to be armed with kindness”

Dispatch:” Do not engage until back up arrives, do you copy?”

Unit 12:” Negative, suspect is approaching a group of civilians. Must take him out before...MY GOD, suspect just opened fire, throwing out hellos and how are yous everywhere, women are screaming and running away, OH THE CARNAGE, need back up now!!!”

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[–] Kendricklamarkek 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Sit down. Be humble.

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

UNIT 731 PLEASE RESPOND

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[–] edistojim 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

You didn't hear? This is literal rape according to the SJW feminazis. A sure conviction in any court, what say you? 20 years enough?

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[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

And women wonder why men would rather sit at home in their basement, alone, playing video games than court them.

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[–] 11630234? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Where are all the good men at? Hiding from any sorry bitch who would ask that question!

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[–] wtfeva 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jerkin one out doesn't require me to have dinner with its parents or friends, plus, if I get a little fluid exchange on my hand, I don't have to worry about child support or herps.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Better execute him and his entire family just be certain the gene responsible is eradicated.

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[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Nope, 2018 it's illegal to be a white male. It's still illegal to be living in your mom basement while being a white male. Hell it's currently illegal to withhold your attention from a female if she so desires it.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's illegal to withhold your attention from a female, but it's also literally rape if you do speak to her. Your only option is to learn the signs of feminist indoctrination, and avoid those women like the plague.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"If you see something, say something"

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[–] themaestro777 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thats a major propaganda campaign in NYC since 9/11 and it hasn't slowed down.

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[–] i_like_cheese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I saw a prestaged controlled demolition of WTC7. Does that count?

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[–] pby1000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hello!

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

RAPE

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks jews!

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Poorly written. What it should've said was:

A woman called the police after an ugly man said "hello" to her.

FTFY

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

YOUR COMMENT IS RAPING MY EYES

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