[–] alphasnail 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those types of monkeys are faster and stronger than they look. One of them alone can tear your face off. A pack of them would debone him in minutes if they were inclined.

[–] Its_Just_A_Ride 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For example: https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=775_1491483408

Its not the best video, but one of those little dudes actually takes a 140-150 lb man to the ground. Fuckers seem to defy physics.

[–] ZX4jBXu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haha badass little monkey fucker.

[–] patriot_biz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe, but I just cannot imagine losing a fight to something 10% of my size.

[–] Octocopter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That animal has been fighting and working out pretty much everyday since it was born. Humans are no where near the physical condition we once were.

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How much money do you need for us to throw you and a monkey ina ring? You’ll have to sign something first though. “Yes I, _____ am willingly making this poor decision.

[–] HuckleberryHound 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Try to tackle a bobcat.

[–] GassyMcGasface 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I can't tell. Are thoses the niggers or the spics?

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[–] mirimar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One bite and you have no way to know which one did it. He is in real danger here.

[–] The_Red_Kraken 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They look for the animal after a bite to determine if it has rabbies. If unsure, they will give you the rabbies shots just in case. But yeah, he's in danger.

[–] mirimar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Are these like the Japanese snow monkeys?

[–] freetoshare81 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

TIL don't fucking feed the animals!

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh hell no! I have no monkey phobia, but that might just give me such a complex.

[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would not want any wild animals climbing me.

[–] Usereman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

that's an insult to monkeys.

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It takes 3 men to hold one of those monkeys down. They make ninja warriors look like cream puffs.

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