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Most of them just say, fines for leaving rubbish, no massive structures, etc. Being Bondi beach though, you've got a shit load of cunts coming in daily.
Except for the whole swim between the flags thing.
If you aren't attached to a board, you're going to get yelled at by a lifeguard who assumes you can't swim or are from a country without massive undercurrents.
The typical response if you don't want to be hassled is "fuck off mate I'm heading out back".
They also don't like it when you surf into the flagged area, even though you're ages away from swimmers. Just don't be a shitcunt and send ya board flying into tourists because you don't like a leggie and it's all good.
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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
According to the sign by the manly chick there are like a thousand other things Australians can't do on the beach either.
In a country where everything is poisonous who has time for wearing helmets to prevent one in a million jogging accidents?
[–] Goater ago
Most of them just say, fines for leaving rubbish, no massive structures, etc. Being Bondi beach though, you've got a shit load of cunts coming in daily.
Except for the whole swim between the flags thing.
If you aren't attached to a board, you're going to get yelled at by a lifeguard who assumes you can't swim or are from a country without massive undercurrents.
The typical response if you don't want to be hassled is "fuck off mate I'm heading out back".
They also don't like it when you surf into the flagged area, even though you're ages away from swimmers. Just don't be a shitcunt and send ya board flying into tourists because you don't like a leggie and it's all good.