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[–] dirt-nap 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

Found the guy that doesn't own a cat.

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[–] 7529671 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

let

He's a funny one.

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[–] BB-3 5 points 6 points (+11|-5) ago  (edited ago)

I found the lazy pet owner.

I've owned cats my whole life. You can train them to stay off the table. It just requires a squirt bottle, vigilance, and patience when you introduce them to the table. You personally may have been too lazy to ever accomplish it, but I assure you it is possible. I mean, they might still get on the table once in a blue moon, but OP put the cat's bowl on the table and invited it up there. Cats are trainable, but most people don't know that it's a completely different process than with dogs, and so become frustrated when the cat doesn't respond like a dog.

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[–] Fambida 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I didn't even need the squirt bottle for mine. Voice alone was enough.

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[–] BustedWideOpen 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Ya, sorry buddy, Voaters aren't all basement dwelling cat people.