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[–] BottomLine 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

If you like Christmas so much, why don't you merry it!

[–] [deleted] 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

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[–] effusive_ermine 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Clever you :)

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[–] gregorypeckerwood 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

tss tss

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[–] catslovejustice 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Love it!

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[–] Num83rGuy 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Pagan here; not offended.

Happy acquired holiday all you Christ following Abrahamics.

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[–] Scablifter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

May the blessings of the almighty be yours and for all of us on this day. For all you followers of Herne the Hunter and Gaia the Bountiful in the Wiccan peoples tribes from me, a Christian.

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[–] Num83rGuy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thank you.

Truly, blessings to all who do the best they can to live just and good lives.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I am LITERALLY shaking like an epileptic Michael J Fox in a paint shaker.

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[–] Chempergrill 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Merry Christmas?! What did you say you little shitlord?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Womyn's Studies, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on working men, and I have over 300 confirmed divorces. I am trained in overeating and I'm the top rape accuser of the entire feminist 3rd wave. You are nothing to me but just another word rapist. I will bitch you the fuck out on tumblr with triggering the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shitlord. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of body positive activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the rape accusation, shitlord. The rape accusation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking divorced, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can accuse you of rape in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in binge eating, but I have access to the entire inventory of Kripsy Kreme Donuts and I will use it to its full extent to grow a bigger, beautiful body to shame your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn manlet. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You fucking raped me, kiddo.

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 5 points 7 points (+12|-5) ago 

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[–] jerkwad152 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

lol, you bastard.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

total bastard

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[–] Possibly_a_Carrot 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Exactly what pretty niggaz need be doin'. Suckin' on my cane.

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[–] Possibly_a_Carrot 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Because they aren't good for anything else.

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[–] Goater 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I can't even, even.

The blatant misogyny of a man forcing a women to give birth in stables, celebrating a holiday that isn't multi-theist friendly, the forced gender of the three kings. I mean just because they said they were kings, doesn't mean they were men. They even assumed the babies gender at birth, WHAT THE FUCK!

OP you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such problematic ideals.

(Fuck all of the above and Merry Christmas you lovely bastards)

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[–] effusive_ermine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Honestly, the holiday isn't going well for me so far, but thank you for the kind sentiment. And best wishes to everyone.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I haven't had a good holiday since 1997 when I got an N64 for Christmas, but don't worry, alcohol is here to ease your holiday troubles! Merry Christmas mate! здоровье!

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[–] Mr_Sir 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hang in there!

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I hope that things pick up for you. It's early yet. Think positive. Seriously, if you're feeling blue, don't drink

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[–] effusive_ermine 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, I suppose there's no point in dwelling on things beyond my power. Thanks.

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[–] esoteric 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Merry Christmas!!

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