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[–] d0c5 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

This is in England. We are calling it the toast rack and we ain't buying it. Watch their sales drop.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit [S] 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

for the first time in a very long time, northern Ireland stands with you

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Finally. Brits and paddy's united.

They stand together against candy thievery.

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[–] d0c5 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Hey man I support your claim! I used to love getting the top of my mouth ragged because I ate a triangle erroneously. Now it seems that it's just a chocolate bar with no inherent danger. Goddamn it!

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[–] isikhequanimity 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wait... This is real? Oh shit.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Many chocolate bars here in the states have either dropped 10% in size or increased 10% in price.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So what you're saying is that black market in Toblerone just opened up between the US and England?

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

did this not also happen in the US?

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[–] AOU 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Who eats Toblerone anyways?

Just like Kinder Surprise and Nutella, it's full of unhealthy palm oil.

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[–] hunter3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

why is palm oil bad?

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I can't even buy a full size candy bar without feeling ripped off. They're like bite sized pieces at a full sized price.

I don't even bother with candy anymore, they keep asking for more and giving us less in return.

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You just reminded me of my candy bar in the freezer.

Thanks! I slipped a drink in there too and it's probably near frozen.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That just means that you added insufficient ethanol to said drink!

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Eat Skittles, they're better anyway.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

you're right i'd rather taste the rainbow anyway. It might be healthier...

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[–] 6833951 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

money aint worth what it used to be, and you can thank monetary inflationists for that one

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit [S] 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

the box is the same its lies, everything is lies now

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[–] TelescopiumHerscheli 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Actually, it's because of the drop in the value of sterling due to Brexit.

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[–] dayofthehope 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Toblerone is an expensive chocolate. If the ingredients are more expensive, they should jack up the price not reduce the amount of chocolate in them.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yes fucking yes. promote that man

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And come out with a separate, lower-priced, variety that doesn't fuck with the old one— for those unwilling to pay more for candy.

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

They should have made the package smaller, so people would know what they're now getting.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

its a fucking rip man, those lying bastards. this world is doomed to fail

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

And the agents of Chaos will look back on the charred rock that used to be our home, and they will have the hubris of Toblerone to thank.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Lol I've never seen a lack of chocolate drive a man to sorrow

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[–] Kannibal 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

what is the weight on the package vs the old style?

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[–] p0ssumsAlt 11 points -3 points (+8|-11) ago 

People said the brexit would hurt .... and this is part of that.

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

if people knew what they were getting then that would defeat the purpose. show me an honest business/corporation and i'll show you a start-up.

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[–] bob3333 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

They often stay honest until they go public. It's shareholders that are pure evil.

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[–] chags 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Well, there's a solution to this problem, but I know it's unpopular:

Don't buy it.

The only problem is that they don't have competition. So you have to forget the taste.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's far too sensible chags. This world loves complicated anything, or extremely primitive solutions.

So we're either going to create a new tax group, along with unique forms and and a new department in the IRS, as well as a new federal agency that regulates chocolate, sugar, and pharmaceutical grade Jello.

OR we can storm, bomb, lay siege to, gas toblerone factories and corporate headquarters, using government agents ofcourse.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

has it come to this!

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Is this everywhere or just in England? I need to know before I make my annual Christmas stocking stuffer purchases.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My wife bought one a couple of weeks ago, and they were just like they used to be; no candy thievery, yet. Reporting from Canada.

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[–] Zinnsee 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Just in England, they specifically ordered the chocolate bars this way.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

its war with the Swiss then

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[–] GumbyTM 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There was a news story about this on NPR the other day.

The battle cry of you you and your fellow Britts has been heard clear across the pond.

Molon Labe

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