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[–]firex7260 points
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Why even protest in Portland, you know everyone there voted for Hillary. It'd be like me trying to convert a bunch of Christians during a Sunday sermon.
Portland is full of the people who couldn't make it in Seattle or San Francisco. The locals are genuinely pretty chill people and wouldn't freak out like this as they generally do vote Democrat but quietly accept Republican wins. They need the big infrastructure upgrades and depend on the low taxes to encourage consumer spending. It's the grunge low lives that come in from Washington or California who try to appropriate what the locals did to stand out. Source: My ex was from Portland.
[–]M80TheMan0 points
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Well put. I'm a portlander and most of these crybabies are just Californians freaking out over a republican win. It is fun watching these riots though. Just sucks that they're damaging my city.
I wish I were the prosecutor on these cases. I'd ask for leave run some forensic accounting on each of them to find who paid them all. Assuming it is the same (soros-backed) entity, I'd then combine their cases and show collusion. That would open the door to go after the paying entity for RICO and the like. Guess I better get to law school!
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[–] leavethebag 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
They look exactly how I imagined.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] MLKKK 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He kinda looks like the guy from Silence of the Lambs
[–] srgmpdns 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Relevant and hilarious xpost v/whatever:
https://sli.mg/a/bCB4Jp
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gold gold gold. This needs to be up top so that everyone can enjoy it.
[–] bikergang_accountant 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
TIL, the paid corporate resistance is an army of meth junkies.
[–] srgmpdns 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I want to see a meme with a protester waving a cardboard sign saying 'will wave sign for food'
[–] badneighbor 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I fucking lost it.
[–] firex726 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Why even protest in Portland, you know everyone there voted for Hillary. It'd be like me trying to convert a bunch of Christians during a Sunday sermon.
[–] antisocialist 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Portland is full of the people who couldn't make it in Seattle or San Francisco. The locals are genuinely pretty chill people and wouldn't freak out like this as they generally do vote Democrat but quietly accept Republican wins. They need the big infrastructure upgrades and depend on the low taxes to encourage consumer spending. It's the grunge low lives that come in from Washington or California who try to appropriate what the locals did to stand out. Source: My ex was from Portland.
[–] M80TheMan ago
Well put. I'm a portlander and most of these crybabies are just Californians freaking out over a republican win. It is fun watching these riots though. Just sucks that they're damaging my city.
[–] NiklausTheNaked 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Hah! Just $50?
[–] DownByTheRiver 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Drugs don't buy themselves.
[–] wahala 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
I wish I were the prosecutor on these cases. I'd ask for leave run some forensic accounting on each of them to find who paid them all. Assuming it is the same (soros-backed) entity, I'd then combine their cases and show collusion. That would open the door to go after the paying entity for RICO and the like. Guess I better get to law school!
[–] cyks 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
(((they))) are well known for manipulating money, so you would have a lot of work to do.
[–] EarlPoncho 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
BETA AS FUCK
[–] NassTee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Dude, I was totally protesting ironically!"
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/MBVX3g.png