[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OH FUCKING DER

Remember that lesson in like.... 1st grade science about how trees grow? Yeah they suck in carbon dioxide, store the carbon (wood) and expel oxygen. More CO2 = more oxygen produced and big ass motherfuckin trees.

If we get magical Occasional Cortex superpowers and magic away all duh ebils CO2 out of the atmosphere, guess what happens?

All the trees die. All the trees die. We die.

That shit will never change.

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Quite you. Your giving all the secrets away,