[–] BeelzebubTheBud 4 points 175 points (+179|-4) ago 

this is because rape is now acceptable in the newly diversified and culturally enriched Sweden

[–] ghostintheshelob 4 points 25 points (+29|-4) ago 

You win the thread

[–] FuckYouReddit- 6 points 5 points (+11|-6) ago  (edited ago)

You win the thread internet

[–] collegetoker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And so it begins... the copypasta reddit comment daisy chain jerkoff contest has begun.

[–] EatingSteak 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

Haha they must have ruled his case a sexusl emergency

[–] FuckYouReddit- 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

he doesn't speak Swedish, so he couldn't have known what the word "nej" meant.

[–] Naught405 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

RIP Sweden

[–] blipblipbeep 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Bravo mate.


[–] Penfold 1 points 60 points (+61|-1) ago 

It's a trap.

[–] Slamulos 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Assange is still wanted in UK for jumping bail. He's not clear yet.

[–] LittleMark 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Correct. With the elections here, he needs to sit tight for a little while longer. If he gets into the headlines too much, he'll become a campaign issue. If he gets caught, the PM will have to show she's being 'tough on crime', and then he's in a cell where the deep state can likely go walking straight in any time it wants, assuming it doesn't want to just wind up local inmates and have them do the job instead.

Best thing he could do is sneak the fuck out when we're all busy with something distracting.

[–] reeeeeeeeeeeee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

hc put assange in jail???

[–] 13osiris13 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Maybe he'll "commit suicide" immediately after leaving the embassy.

[–] Astupidname69 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Obviously he will be mugged and shot in the the back of the head 17 times. Oddest thing though is that nothing will actually be stolen.

[–] Superh3rozero 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Eh over there they love to cause car wrecks

[–] xyzzy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He still can't leave the embassy:

Westminster Magistrates' Court issued a warrant for the arrest of Julian Assange following him failing to surrender to the court on the 29 June 2012. The Metropolitan Police Service is obliged to execute that warrant should he leave the Embassy.

[–] RedPillBullet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or get run over by a vehicle...

[–] user2033 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Definitely a trick to get him to lower his guard. He's more dangerous to powerful people than ever. He's smart enough to not fall for it though.

[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No shit.

[–] voatusernamevoat 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

The UK will probably black bag him anyway.

[–] SealofApproval 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

forgone conclusion.

[–] Knights_of_the_14 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This is great news but whenever something involving wikileaks happens, I get really worried about possible angles that his opposition are playing

[–] library_of_stupid 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Might be they just decided it wasn't worth the continued exposure. The "rape" case obviously wasn't going anywhere, they were wasting an ungodly amount of money keeping tabs on him and all they got to show for it is the goyim starting to ask uncomfortable questions.

Then again, they might just be trying to lull him into a false sense of security before they make him disappear somewhere.

[–] DonkeyOatey 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

It's because he is compromised.

[–] Knights_of_the_14 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't think he'll ever feel safe or act like he is but maybe he gets the chance to leave and then an 'accident' occurs. Obviously no one will ever believe it was an accident but the goal is just to remove him at all costs.

Who knows the may even blatantly do it. But bless to Assange and the world is forever grateful to his work.

[–] hardcore_browser 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Must be a new Muslim government in charge

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Holy shit!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[–] DonkeyOatey 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

So are we just going to forget about proof of life? New Assange is the real deal okie dokie?

[–] FatherOblivion 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

  • The Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) in London said after the news was announced that it remained obliged to arrest Mr Assange should he leave the Ecuadoran embassy on a lesser charge of failing to surrender to a court.

  • "Now that the situation has changed and the Swedish authorities have discontinued their investigation into that matter, Mr Assange remains wanted for a much less serious offence. The MPS will provide a level of resourcing which is proportionate to that offence."

    The MPS said it would "not comment further on the operational plan".

    Last month, Mr Assange's Swedish lawyer filed a new motion calling for his client's arrest warrant to be lifted.

    Per Samuelsson cited a comment by new US Attorney General Jeff Sessions that the arrest of Mr Assange would be "a priority".


[–] Sir_Laughs-a-lot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm not one who usually suspects elaborate plans or conspiracy in government actions because during my stint in the military I realized how truly stupid and incompetent the vast, vast majority of government employees are... That being said, I agree with you 100% on this one. He'd be a fool to take this at face value.

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