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[–] ECHEMYTHIA 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

My dick is the brains of the operation, if you ask me.

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[–] MountainVista 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No argument there.

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You can shut those brains off for a little while by draining your balls into some chick

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[–] ECHEMYTHIA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I prefer masturbation honestly. Not as satisfying as sex but has zero risks associated with it when compared. STD, unwanted pregnancy, rape accusations. All make me nope the fuck out these days. Not to mention I find most women insufferably boring.

Fleshlights ftw.