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[–] AOU 4 points 20 points (+24|-4) ago 

Self-entitled mayo dumpsters with a complete lack of self-respect and self-control.

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[–] HowieCameUnglued 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Substitute "in front of" instead of "for" and this story gets a lot less depressing.

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[–] Ben77 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Well, why would they do that? They have found a much lazier way of committing suicide.

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[–] Convair990 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Problem is, these disgusting sweaty swine are gobbling up our money, and resources like a fatty plows through a buffet. If it wasnt so damaging to the crust of the Earth id say they should just waddle off a cliff, and save the taxpayers millions.

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[–] ForgotMyName 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Trying to commit suicide is exhausting! I considered hanging myself but then I couldn't stand up on the chair! Next I thought - I'll jump off of a building. They only allow roof access via stairs! I can't climb an entire flight of stairs!

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[–] Convair990 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Cant expend those precious shugahs, so they stuff their disgusting fat faces full of genetiks™

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[–] Donbuster 17 points 3 points (+20|-17) ago  (edited ago)

I mean, everyone is going to be out of breath slightly after a brief run, since a rapid change in physical state (say, walking to running) is going to deprive your muscles of oxygen, resulting in heavier breathing. Now the other statistics mentioned, such as 47% feeling they could only run half a mile at most, or 20% at 100m is actually concerning. The site picked the wrong headline...

Edit: gotta love the FPH brigade. This was +15 an hour ago.

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[–] WeedLord 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago  (edited ago)

16 fat people approve this comment.

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[–] AOU 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

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[–] Donbuster 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I'm 5' 8", male, and 110 pounds, far from obese. I don't get too much exercise these days, but I used to run half marathons.

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[–] FLIPMODE 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

I'm roughly a mile high.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I work in retail and run all over the place and am able to maintain a lengthy lecture when training new people regularly. Your argument is invalid.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But but but... when asked if he wouldn't mind dating or have sex with an obese partner, he answered:

Its not going to win them any favors with me, and, considering my rather slim frame, I would certainly not want to be on bottom. If there's other aspects about them that I like, either physical or mental, I don't see why not, but it better be enough to make up for the general unattractiveness of someone who is unfit.

He seems to know how breathless mayo dumpsters are when performing interspecies sex.

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[–] Donbuster 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Its not a matter of hands on knees bent over panting, out of breath to some people could just mean heavier breathing, which, as soon as you get more physical than you are used to, WILL happen, its how we evolved, our muscles need more oxygen, so we breathe deeper.

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[–] Broc_Lia 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Right. And how far is the run? I mean, "running for the bus" could mean jogging the last few feet as it pulls up, or it could mean sprinting 200 meters with the thing chugging alongside you through traffic.

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[–] Convair990 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

That is just pathetic, running to catch a bus and gets winded. Sad thing is that number doesnt account for the disgusting fat fucks that are so enormous they cant run, well unless its to the buffet

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[–] aileron_ron 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Been watching this I can understand getting out of breath when you over weight and lazy.

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[–] RedditDead2005-2015 4 points 1 points (+5|-4) ago 

It has to be worse for the U.S. considering American diets and their love of meats and fatty, processed foods.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

One can eat the shittiest foods imaginable. However if one eats at or below what they expend(IE, not being a fat sack of worthless shit) they wont get fat. It would be stupid, you would feel like shit, eating that shit. But you wont be fat.

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[–] 4836764? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I get out of breath running for any longer than 50 seconds or so, and my bmi is actually in what should be the low end of the healthy range(I am american, so I am fat regardless). Anyways, doesn't it matter how far you have to run to catch the bus? For example, having to run 2km to catch it is different than 50 feet.

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