Summary: Dutch diplomat fails to reach Tuvalu
After receiving news from friendly nations that a new pacific powerhouse has risen, the Dutch government decides to try and send a diplomat to the tiny island.
The outcome is a bit uncertain as no diplomatic relation exists and it is damn hard to get there.
Dutch diplomat Henk de Bink was getting tired of the flight, he had been in and out of airplanes for the last 36 hours trying to get to......ehm.....what was it called again...he reached in his pocket..Tuvalu..yeah.. Finally he saw a Tiny island in the window slowly getting.....well less tiny.
The plane lands on the small airfield and Henk stretches, gathers his stuff and starts to decline from the aircraft. "now to find....the..... POST OFFICE???" what the hell kind of assignment was this?? He grabbed his suitcase and started to head towards the village. Upon reaching the post-office he enters and asks for an audience with the President of .....wait 1 sec ....T-U-valu yeah Tuvalu.
The cashier looks up from her counter and tells the Diplomat "I can call him for you and make an appointment but he's back in Tuvalu so you would have to go there"
"What??? Isn't this Tuvalu????" - diplomat
"No welcome to Nauru my dear sir!" - Cashier
"Fuck.....well fuck.........do you have a bar?" - diplomat
There has been no communication with the diplomat since.
I propose a D10:
1- The Dutch diplomat gets called back due to the minister of foreign affairs not acknowledging Tuvalu as an official state.
2-3 Diplomat makes it to New Zealand but fails to make the last leg of the trip ending up in a bar talking about sheep with locals.
4-5 Diplomat makes it to Fiji and gets stuck at the local beach bar learning much about thong bikini's.
6-7 Diplomat makes it to Nauru and mistakes it for Tuvalu creating a small local incident.
8-10 Hot damn it does exist! The diplomat makes it and arrives on Vaitupu at the ......ehm..... the post-office i assume.
[–] DaedalusDan 0 points (+0|-0) 7 months ago
You rolled a 7.
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[–] kurfu 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think you may have posted this to the wrong sub?
[–] frank_the_tank 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i thought so too.. but look at the layout of both of them right now
[–] kurfu ago
Ah, must be an April Fools thing... I have CSS disabled, so I didn't notice anything.
[–] facepaint 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck. April fools day. Time to sign off the internet for 24 hours until the shitty 'pranks' are over.
[–] Gake_The_Cake ago
Wow. I just unsubbed from that sub because I kept getting this and news mixed up. You may want to repost there else nobody will know what you're doing.