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[–] sakuramboo 1 points 133 points (+134|-1) ago  (edited ago)

How the counselling played out in my head.

Student: "I'm just terrified by Donald Trump."
Counsellor: "That's because you are a pussy."
Student: "Really? That's it?"
Counsellor: "Yes. What you need to do is grow up."
Student: "But, I'm 19 years old."
Counsellor: "And still behaving like a 6 year old."
Student: "Makes complete sense. Thank you."

At which point, the counsellor proceeds to beat the shit out of them.

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[–] Rummel [S] 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Kek, I hope this goes front page. We have a real solution here!

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh, that's a fucking great clip.

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You remind me of myself when I was freshly out of college. Your red pill is starting to dissolve.

When you curse liberals in one breath and conservatives in the next, your red pill is fully digested.

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[–] Darmoth 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

FoxSPORTS. Triggering sjws is a sport I could get behind.

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Vote for Trump just to put these pussies on suicide watch.

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[–] Blackjack147 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Sadly, I don't think that the lower enrollment is due to the protests, but rather the responses made by staff at the school. They told the students that free speech goes both ways, the students thought that hate speech should be a crime, and the school said that even skinheads should be allowed to speak. Of course, incoming students were offended by this and decided not to enroll. Our generation is just about beyond repair when it comes to SJW beliefs; they are too widespread and too radical.

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[–] crusade 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The next 8 years are gonna be the most entertaining of my life

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[–] leahbettsisdead 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

This story is as funny as the source reporting it.

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[–] Dead-_ 7 points 39 points (+46|-7) ago  (edited ago)

These aren't adults. They're dependants, which is what the Democrats made them into. These people will be dependant on government for the rest of their lives. They see higher authority as their protectors. They are basically children and they see higher authority as their parents.

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[–] bob3333 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago  (edited ago)

How did the Democrats make them dependents over the wishes of their parents, and why is this same shit happening at fundamentalist Christian colleges if it's a "liberal" thing? It's a whining pussy thing, and even though a lot of whining pussies are liberals, not all of them are.

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[–] Dead-_ 7 points 9 points (+16|-7) ago 

Everything is politically driven. The people who control the country are in control of the system. People are products of the system. This is called sociology.

And what Christian universities? The people complaining are black people and minorities in general. The white liberals just rally behind their cause.

The blacks are puppets to George Soros who is pretty much in charge of the democrat party.

Everything is rooted in politics. Unfortunately stupid people such as yourself are unable to figure that out for themselves.

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[–] necron30 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Excellent questions. I wonder how an acquaintance went to a southern Baptist University and ended up an SJW.

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[–] crusade 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Their parents bought into it, the helicopter parent never fight for yourself at all generation

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[–] brightshininglight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes they are but unfortunately I doubt you would get to beat them in life because these are going to be the ones that have everything handed to them by the people they know. Inequality is the name of the game we play now, if you aren't fortunate enough to have been born into money, you most likely won't change your station. Even if you did grow up upper middle it can change in an instant, all depends on who you know. Its a sick situation and none of these candidates are going to do anything except perpetuate the issue.

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[–] zxcvbnm4762 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I wonder if these schools realize that it drives normal people into the hands of Trump the more they do this shit

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They dont care aslong coddeling brings in more money.

Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), and multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, (C). A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

- Fight Club

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[–] Porom 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't think that's actually what's happening around the nation. Sadly, I think Trump's initial harsh statements early on in his candidacy really hurts him in the general election. I think Cruz is as bad, if not worse, than Clinton. I'm actually kind of saddened that Trump is winning the nomination because I think he will lose the general - I wish Kasich had a chance, he's the only one who beats Democrats in head-to-head matchups. I would love to see Kasich v Sanders.

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[–] Amadameus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Colleges really aren't looking any further down the road than "We want more of that sweet sweet FAFSA money, how can we get more kids to enroll here?"

The answer is exactly what you see in campuses across America: lavish buildings, garbage art degrees, and marshmallow "safe space" protections for anyone who might have a sad thought.

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[–] Drenki 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Trump supporters are normal people.

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Trump's name is on dozens of buildings, skyscrapers and public plazas in New York City. How are these babies going to walk down the street without having a breakdown?

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[–] ABACABB 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Emory gets a lot of money from NIH so if they do it they open themselves up for giant liability for first amendment violations.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or they man up and tell them that nobody is forcing them and they can just stay the fuck away.

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[–] Crawdadie17 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

if they need "emergency counseling" over this what about when they graduate and have to get jobs? will they be crippled with fear unable to speak? because the real world is far more harsh than these made up threats. this country will have to hire hundreds of thousands of psychologists just to counsel triggered people in 20 years nobody to be in the armed forces because they will be a psychologist or triggered. the us will be nothing but muslims and their white triggered sex slaves.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll only be a sex slave if its a hot female muslim. Other than that no, goats are fine too.

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[–] Crawdadie17 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

north american man goat love association. i can dig it.

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[–] chirock 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Weakness like this should not be tolerated.

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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

These teenagers were "triggered", too.

"Emory University [students are the] biggest pussies in American history", indeed.

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[–] alphabit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh those are just privileged young white cis men having a beach party

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