Archived Calls For All German Students To Take Compulsory Arabic To Help Build Multicultural Society (breitbart.com)
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Archived Calls For All German Students To Take Compulsory Arabic To Help Build Multicultural Society (breitbart.com)
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[–] eldorann 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) ago (edited ago)
Spanish is an easy language. Add on "O" to every word and you'll be passable.
Canadian French is easy. Be sure to add "Eh?" to the end of every sentence.
German is extra easy. Pronounce words with a deeper voice and add "-en" to every word. Be sure to end the sentence with "Ja?"
Russian? After one learns the alphabet (based on Greek not Latin alphabet) the process is the same. Pronounce the words with harsh consonents.
Etc. for all languages.
People will understand the general meaning of your words. Ask them to help you with the words you missed. That endears to you because you showed an interest.
This doesn't work for the African click-click language. As this is Voat, I doubt anyone wants to visit Nigger Homeland.
I'm going to hell for being so dismissive of other cultures and especially the last comment about a homeland. I'm not racist but enjoy being the KKK Grand Dragon while on the keyboard.
[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
German:
I see what you mean!