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[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

"I recieve money from so many foreigners, it's difficult to keep track!"

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[–] jaceame 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

"I just take the money and don't ask questions. Vote for me."

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[–] MaxDragon 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

A politicians only honest slogan.

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[–] privacy_policy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

While that is quite true, you forget that every professional politician says the exact same thing.

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[–] guinness2 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Hillary seems incapable of telling the truth.

I wouldn't lose a moments sleep if she were to die in a house fire.

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[–] thrus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I would. Think about the house staff, does she have any pets? Heck even the poor insurance company that has to pay out for the damage.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Isn't it a mercy killing? Otherwise the pets would likely be offered as a blood sacrifice to get her into presidency.

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[–] epsilona01 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But she -is- really good with weasel words.

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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think she's capable of telling the truth, but isn't likely to. Letting people know you're a soulless power hungry human being doesn't come off great with American voters.

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[–] guinness2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed. I can imagine Hillary spitting and barking at people that she wants to sell them to the zoo as meat for the animals.

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[–] Ex-Redditor 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

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[–] jerry 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

facepalm

People upvoted blindly when you put the wrong link lol

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[–] Ex-Redditor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry I meant to post this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWIdHUeU8AIvzOu.png. It would be the worst Christmas if Hillary appeared.

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[–] Somali 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Or maybe I just like becoming santa asshole

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[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Becoming Santa?

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[–] Purppyping 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wtf? All I see is a link to a picture of some show called Becoming Santa

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[–] advaitaot 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Oh I see they directly wire the amount in her swiss account, cash can be a pain.

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[–] codyave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It was actually in bitcoin.

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[–] epsilona01 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, she has a foundation which accepts the cash.

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[–] CipherEnigma 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's amazing that pleading ignorance can get a presidential runner away with anything. "Wipe? You mean with a towel?"

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[–] gosso920 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"I'm more a cattle futures kind of gal," she added.

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She also claimed she didn't know what 'wiping a hard drive' was. Remember the 'what, with a cloth?' comment? Are you people still planning on voting for her? She's LYING. She's is using 'I'm just a dumb woman - what do I know?' as an excuse to break the law and be sketchy as hell. Is that the kind of woman you want representing you?

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[–] thrus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll be honest if she makes it as a candidate it will be my single biggest reason to vote, just to help balance out the moron vote my grandma will give her "because she is a woman". I can't argue with that level of stupid as a reason to elect someone.

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[–] thuvia_1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

i hate this woman with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.

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