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[–] guinness2 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I get the impression that Saudi millionaire fell and accidentally penetrated the bank accounts of the judge and members of the jury with his wealth!

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[–] advaitaot 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It was just a accident said the judge with dollars up his ass

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[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Silly racist voater, only white men can rape!

This was just some beautiful POC culture.

/s

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[–] Bigboned 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

What a load and piece of shit that man is. where are the radical feminist when you need them? Fucken nowhere to be seen.

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This actually makes me sick. You just fucking KNOW they would be all over this is the man was white, but alas, that doesn't fit into their retarded anti-white man narrative. Raging.

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[–] SrSysEng 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The Radicals would kill the teenager to restore the family's honor.

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[–] Squidmasher 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It makes more sense when you think of feminists as anti-white rather than pro-woman. Feminists don't give a rat's ass about rape when the rapist isn't white (see Rotherham).

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[–] AOU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They are busy tumblring

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[–] Kopis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And carrying mattresses around campus

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[–] mig2k 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Ah, the old "i fell and penetrated her by accident" excuse. Works every time.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Reminds me of that priest at the E.R who had a potato up his ass.

For those who haven't heard that story:

He claimed he was cleaning his kitchen Windows naked and fell on the counter where a freshly pealed potato was standing.

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[–] mig2k 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've scrubbed in a case where some dude had an 18" dildoe up his colon because he "accidentally" fell on it in a shower. Lots of lolz during preop rounds were had.

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[–] thrus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sorry you example is more useful. The Dr and the Patient both know he is lying but the Dr has info about what is lodged where, the Dr can do his job the Patient is slightly less embarrassed by his made up story, and the story leaves no victim.

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[–] SoloPoloVision 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

We the jury find the defendant wealthy on all counts, your honour.

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[–] ubuntuincompetent 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Honestly we'd love to prosecute him but our integrity just can't keep up with his bribes."

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[–] Apathy 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

Everyone's raping teenagers and getting away with it in Europe, and I'm just sitting here reading shit on the internet.

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[–] RedditDead2005-2015 [S] 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Well, Allah did promise Muslims 72 virgins in Heaven. Who knew Allah meant Swedish and German blonde teens in Europe. Europe is Allah's Heaven.

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[–] Baseborn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe that's what they mean by "above" and "below" when talking about heaven/hell or whatever Muslims have.

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[–] Squidmasher 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gotta be brown to get away with it. If you're white, they'll lock you up for life.

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You have to be brown or at least beige to get away with it.

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[–] ctt1wbw 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

London. Being over run with moo slums so everyone is afraid of the violence and backlash that would happen if this cock was found guilty. This is setting a very dangerous precedent. Next thing you know, juries will find them not guilty because they blame the people for getting in the way of their AK-47 rounds going downrange.

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[–] klongtoey 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

bae caught me slippin

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[–] Boycott_reddit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wait what if there's an explanation for this shit?

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?

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[–] g-j-a 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shoot em both Grady. Where's your gun at?

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