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[–] boavaine 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Nope. All burglars I know are white. The liberal media even says so.

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[–] Apathy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those things are so worthless. I "broke" into my buddies house a few months ago to feed his dogs while he was on vacation. He gave me the wrong password to the thing. Alarm was on for about 10 minutes while I was out back trying to get him on the phone to figure out the real code. Turned it off after 10 fucking minutes and nobody ever showed up. I was expecting half the police department with how much noise that shit was making, but nothing. I think the neighbors were relieved to hear the noise go off rather than scared about a burglary.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lots of Hobbits are burglars too. Some poor dragon was burglarized by one in a recent movie, it was horrible.

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[–] Hugh_G 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

White, black, green that dude is getting blown away as soon as I or my girl see the whites of his eyes.