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[–]Cid0 points
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Way to ruin a a bake sale/charity drive. No I'm talking about the person who put a dildo in the cake, I'm talking about whoever decided to throw everything else away. Good job overreacting...
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[–] lackscompassion 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
If the person who did this gets fired I hope they can find solace in how amazing a prank this is.
[–] 3069394? ago
Tbh they were amateur anyway, big sausage pizza is where it's at.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Who brings a dildo to work, or simply happens to have one available at an office bake sale?
[–] cinderblock 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I can't answer the first part of that, but the answer to the second part is a pure genius, that's who.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What, you mean you don't?!
How can you get through the boring day without taking at least one dildo break?
[–] goat_boat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh no a dildo in a cake. Better throw everything out and cancel the event. How fucking knee jerk stupid is that? Remove the cake and move on.
[–] Cid 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Way to ruin a a bake sale/charity drive. No I'm talking about the person who put a dildo in the cake, I'm talking about whoever decided to throw everything else away. Good job overreacting...
[–] RickC-137 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
HOW COULD THIS ARTICLE NOT HAVE A PICTURE!
[–] binky 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Puerile? certainly. But not malicious.
[–] guinness2 ago (edited ago)
It looks like the orphans will need to make do with the oceans of welfare they receive from my tax dollars...
At least they have dildo cake to eat...
Children in some countries have no dildo cake at all!
[–] lord_nougat ago
How retarded. Nobody "sabotaged the event, only one chocolate cake was 'sabotaged'.