Archived Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom (now8news.com)
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Archived Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom (now8news.com)
submitted ago by Broda
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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It had to be Wal-Mart.
[–] guinness2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Holy Shit!
Is that a human??????!!!!!
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fake
[–] Broda [S] ago
this was so funny i kind of wanted it to be true. oh well.
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was posted to /v/wtf a couple days ago and right away it was disproven. As owner of /v/YouAreFamousNow, I take these types of stories very seriously. ;)
[–] Longbow ago
now8news is a spoof site.
[–] Broda [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
yeah, someone beat you to it.
[–] Onlio 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Jimmy Dean....Shine On