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[–] poodog 1 points 96 points (+97|-1) ago 

I would like to raise a glass to all the stupid 21 year old girls whose constant drive for casual sex with older men to assert their feminism has made marriage pointless.

Pointless unless your wife is loaded ;)

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

To quote the immortal Leslie Nielson :

You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs... "

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[–] Totenglocke 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Fairly accurate summary of my life versus my married friends.

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[–] Totenglocke 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

21? I think you meant 18 year olds...

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[–] poodog 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

my personal maturity annoyance threshold is set to about 21, but if you can withstand the dumb shit that comes out of an 18 year olds brain while you're trying to fuck her then I can respect that.

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[–] MCVoat 12 points -7 points (+5|-12) ago 

8 year olds dude...

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[–] letsgoallthewhey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As an older man who happily assists those 20 year olds to satisfy their drive for casual sex, I thank you.

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[–] poodog 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Make sure you fuck em real good, so by the time you dump em and they move on to guys like me, they know what they're doing!