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[–] [deleted] 2 points 29 points (+31|-2) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] The_Evidence 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Apparently, Obama thinks calling the kid is a scientist will score him points in the press and Microsoft thinks calling the kid hes a computer programmer will score them points in the press.

This whole thing fucking reeks of bullshit.

FTFY.

So far they've been right, too.

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[–] pepepepepe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If there's a silver lining to him getting free shit for being a "victim", it's that the free Microsoft products will be used by the NSA to spy on him (and believe me, he'll get special treatment from them) and any free ride to a prestigious STEM school he will inevitably get (MIT's already salivating) will end in him flunking out because he was enrolled for good PR.

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[–] weezkitty 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

It's bullshit in the sense that it is just a disassembled commercial clock (doesn't take that many skills to do) but calling it a "hoax bomb" is also bullshit