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[–] Sullysq 0 points 262 points (+262|-0) ago 

Wtf did I just read? Is this for real? Why is it news? Are people really concerned about a puppet's love life? And can they honestly be surprised by the message that fat, loud, demanding women are less attractive?

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 111 points (+111|-0) ago 

Nothing is news anymore. There is only advertising and clickthroughs.

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[–] localbum 0 points 61 points (+61|-0) ago 

I AM CONSUMER FEED ME CONTENT HERE IS MY MONIES

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[–] Egon 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Brb, writing a story about clipping my toenails. You'll never guess the hilarious ending!

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[–] CaptainKitten 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This. I wounder how public would react to this back in the 18/1900s tho...

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[–] ABitStiffyInHere 2 points 78 points (+80|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Feminists want the world to idolize women, but only if they're fat, angry, and white.

Colored hair is a plus.

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[–] Trajan 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

Feminists want the world to idolize women, but only if they're fat, angry, and white. them not the other women.

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[–] Miok 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Do ginger muppets have souls?

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[–] Gingeree 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm not fat, but I am an angsty and pretty spectacularly pale person of the female persuasion with colored hair! Where are my legions of boot licking sycophants?! I feel robbed. Wait. I'm old. There's my answer. sigh

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You forgot lesbian.

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[–] VivaFrei 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

True feminism means that women cannot be young and skinny. While men are still expected to look like Brad Pitt, and the Newmans of the world are viewed as ugly, lazy slobs...

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[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Hey! Hey guys! Did you hear??? The feminists are angry about something!"

"Stop the fucking presses.*"

*I suppose "stop the presses" these days would be more like "take the website down" or something... but whatever.

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[–] Coroner 0 points 180 points (+180|-0) ago 

Miss piggy was physically and emotionally abusive, thank fucking Christ he's out of that relationship. These femenists are disgusting, what do kind of message does it send kids.

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[–] weezkitty 2 points 122 points (+124|-2) ago 

Remember...abusive relationships are okay as long as it is the female that is abusive (feminist logic)

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[–] heili 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Must be why there's such a high incidence of physical abuse in lesbian relationships.

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[–] Gingeree 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Which fucking feminists do you know? Because I can tell you as a feminist that abusive relationships are never okay. And the fact that a woman is presumed to be incapable of being abusive to their partners is bullshit that needs to die in a fire. You're thinking of insane "activist" feminists, not real ones who want equality and sense, not PC crap that means that women are always victims and never perpetrators.

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[–] JackBadass 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

"Confident and independent". When a woman is abusive, it's called "confident and independent".

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[–] ivegotaqueso 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Even when I was a kid, I never liked Miss Piggy. I thought she was too mean to Kermit.

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[–] Wyandotty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I actually came in to say that as a feminist, I'm glad Kermit is out of his abusive relationship with Miss Piggy. The show really trivialized partner abuse in the past, but it seems like the current writers are consciously moving away from that.

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[–] OakXXIII 5 points 144 points (+149|-5) ago 

I am 42 years old. I grew up with the The Muppet Show and do you want to know who Miss Piggie was? She was a self centered diva who would use violence and psychological intimidation to make Kermit do what she wanted. She fucking sucked and is no role model for anyone.

These people who are angry at the change are not feminists. A feminist, to me, is a person who can see sexual inequality and attempt to equalize it. EQUALIZE. Chauvinism goes both ways.

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[–] fuckredditcensorship 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

I always thought she was a total bitch, even when I was a kid.

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[–] OptimusCrime 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Indeed. Even coming up in a home with a paranoid schizophrenic father, where violence was not unknown, I would watch Sesame Street and think damn, that pig treats him like shit.

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[–] CinnamicAcid 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I actually liked Miss Piggy in the sense of being a negative-role model. You could point out to your kids "see that pig? don't be like her" and kids are more than happy to agree. Kids need to know not how to act as much as how to act.

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[–] anonagent 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Same, my fat, obnoxious twin always loved her tho, I wonder why?

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[–] Arkhound 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is your name a sword joke?

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[–] OakXXIII 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not intentionally.

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[–] 50State 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like my ex-girl friend. But that's why she's my ex.

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[–] Longbow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, said!

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[–] Warhymn 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

Kermit deserves to be happy. Fuck them.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

I hope he finds his rainbow connection!

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[–] DiggRedditVoatBlank 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One day...

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[–] YikYak 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Im a white man and I date only white women.

Bring it on sjw nut cases.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 2 points 22 points (+24|-2) ago 

Patriarchy enabling cis scum. You probably also buy from consumerist shops that hire people regardless of their race, not worrying about the plight of the trans-raced. That building you sleep in? How many women do you think helped build it? 50% of the world is women shouldn't 50% of building be made by women? I hope you fucking die in your sleep being raped by a strong, independent woman, just like how you raped every single unprivileged trangendered pansexual otherkin beauty that you denied, only so you could buy into the media telling you what to think is beautiful. Skinny bitch, probably not even good enough to date a real womyn.

Is that good?

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[–] guinness2 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

I'm a white male and I now date only white woman because the black woman I dated were fundamentally angry people from a culture of crime and violence that I want nothing to do with.

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[–] TheDude2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Are they hot and skinny?

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[–] Longbow 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

The idea of amphibians crawling out of a pond to bang a pig is kind of scary when you think about it.

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[–] taco 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Slimeyyyy

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What's green and slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers. BWAHAHAHAHA.

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[–] WhiteTigerScream 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

White meat only

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

That green sock with googly eyes glued on is maybe dating that pinkish hairy throw pillow instead of that larger, dustier one!

And there's shitheads getting salty over this? Goddamn, I feel sorry for people who see every little thing as a fight. Gotta be a miserable way to live.

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When someone seeks something to be offended by they inevitably find it.

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[–] CyrexCore2k 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Breaking up with a woman and dating someone younger and thinner is misogyny now?

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[–] gramman74 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Well, you know it's 2015 now. Land of the feminists. And all this time... I thought it was going to be Skynet

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

JJ Abrams, I think we just found your next screenplay.

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[–] RoninSnowman 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ffs! There is no end to ahem, Feminist sjw outrage, they will always find a reason to project their loathe and ignorance because they have nothing within. They are hateful, empty husks of rose bush stems that have dried up inside, no longer flower, and pick and stab at anything and everyone that come near or try to touch them. "Offense is taken, not given". Good for Kermit and hopefully Happiness for him now that he is finally away from that toxic relationship / domestic, violent, abusive, narcissistic pig.

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[–] nbd 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well put.

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