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[–] unatco 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

I wanted to make the Chris Christie fat joke. Pls delete.

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[–] scrimmmy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That fat ball of shit hasn't seen his own cock since Nixon was in office.

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[–] Magitek_X 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I can track him with a Richter scale.

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[–] b1argg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Jersey the Hutt

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[–] Sullysq 2 points 17 points (+19|-2) ago 

So like tagging them with a tracking number or barcode? Something that can't be seperated though or it would be pointless. Maybe even tattoo it on their arm? Something about this idea seems very familiar...
Maybe he could tap UPS for the job instead and have his own force of brown shirts shorts to do the tracking.

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[–] bassmanyoowan 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

So does that mean I'll get a text message when my new cleaner gets delivered?

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[–] Typo 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

No that is UPS.

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[–] xXx_yolo-swagbl4ze_x 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

As a legal immigrant who is applying for citizenship, I sure do want the government not only to know everything I do on my computer, but also to know my whereabouts all the time.

Oh wait, no I don't.

Fuck off Christie, you don't know jack shit about law and apparently you don't give a fuck about Constitutional rights either. Nothing good comes out of that retarded monkey brain of yours.

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[–] CiscoinaBox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dont you feel offended that this prick thinks you need to be tagged, like Cecil the lion? Its safe to be tagged, we only want to catch the bad ones... There are plenty of BAD American Citizens.

Fedex Packages, FEDEX PACKAGES!!! IMMIGRANTS ARE FEDEX PACKAGES TO THIS GUY!!!! I am the son of a fedex package, but since i was born here, that makes me an American.... I rather be a fedex package with people then an American tagging fedex packages.

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[–] Jesus_H_Hitler 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Why is he saying this stupid shit?

Christie has been lagging in recent opinion polls and is in danger of not making the top 10 candidates who will participate in the next official Republican debate, on 16 September.

Oh...

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[–] MrMaster2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chris Christie = shitty Donald Trump.

And, on top of that, at least Trump's being honest instead of just pandering.

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[–] nomenimion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There will be no bargain, young jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

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