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[–] dildonkers 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

He was a gentle giant on the way home from feeding the poor when he was rudely accosted by a police officer in a KKK grand wizard suit. The racist police officer demanded he put his hands, which had recently been washing the feet of the infirm, up; but in an act of racial profiling the Nazi storm-trooper officer mistook his successful application for Harvard for a gun and fired his assault-rifle service pistol at the innocent youth. As the bullets tore through the innocent youth and paragon of the community he cried out "But I'm a good boy!" to which the genocidal maniac replied "WHITE POWER" before beating the corpse to a pulp.