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[–] cinderblock 2 points 103 points (+105|-2) ago 

I can see it now, hot shot defense lawyer tries to use the defense that it was actually Bruce driving the car that day, as he hadn't completely changed to Caitlyn yet.

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[–] Phivex 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Dammit. Now it makes me think that they'll try to plead some sort of insanity deal stating the Jenner was overwhelmed with stress/anxiety due to his/her state of mind revolving around the social repercussions of his/her gender switch.

Or something as convoluted and asinine as that.

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[–] g-j-a 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Or maybe Jenner will just throw a shit-ton of money at connections and make it go away.

It doesn't suck to be rich.

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[–] i_honestly_didnt_kno 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I doubt he'd have much luck pleading insanity in this case, no matter how stressed out or anxious. California uses the Mc’Naughten test, which means he would have to show that as a result of his mental disorder, he either did not know the wrongfulness of his act OR could not understand the nature and quality of his acts. This is a pretty substantial hurdle, especially to get out of what most likely equates to an involuntary manslaughter charge (the article didn't specify).

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[–] OjosAzules 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

if the dick doesnt fit , you must acquit

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[–] sethamphetamines 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Quit giving them ideas.

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[–] Twisterz 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Rofl your an ass +1

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[–] cinderblock 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Haha, thanks buddy. Glad I could make you chuckle. At the same time, nothing would surprise me these days.

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[–] ScottRockview 2 points 93 points (+95|-2) ago 

Holy shit, he just became a woman and forgot how to drive.

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[–] Fusionpoo 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago 

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[–] 0x4F 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Lol. Imagine if he got eyelid surgery and self-identified as Asian.

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[–] Alopix 4 points 53 points (+57|-4) ago 

Celebrity gossip is not news

Thousands of car accidents happen every day

Thousands of insignificant criminal cases happen every day

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[–] minicoaster 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Not a noteworthy story for one, and also some questionable elements. Sounds like Jenner was riding too close on the ass of the lexus, and could be legally liable for that. But why is the prius driver suing?

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[–] pinguinos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Prius drivers should never suffer. We're saving the earth you ass-hats!

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[–] sneakybells 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Well, he did kill somebody.

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[–] battle 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

Your comment should be at the top.

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[–] Null0000 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you cannot stop before rear-ending someone, I think you're legally going to fast for conditions.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

It's called a failure to maintain an assured, clear distance ahead, and it's 100% the fault of the person following the car that stops. You need to be able to stop your vehicle at all times without hitting the car in front of you, even if they slam their brakes on. If you can't, you're too close.

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[–] BangDingOw 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

And then both Lexus and Prius sue Jenner... Seems like people need to be more worried about Prius who should have stopped slower. I imagine Prius was not paying attention, slammed on the brakes which caused the chain reaction.

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[–] richard_m_lurkmoar 7 points 6 points (+13|-7) ago  (edited ago)

if he wasn't able to stop then he was riding the ass of the car in front of him

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[–] battle 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Driving too fast for road conditions" is also bullshit cop speak when they need something to write a ticket for.

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[–] pm_massive_tits 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fucking asshole drivers is the problem. Stop fucking tailgating someone just because they can't/aren't going as fast as possible.

You are in a damn car that goes many times faster than walking speed, jesus, chill the fuck out you spoiled pieces of shit. I'd love to see your fat asses get out and walk somewhere for a change. Some fresh air might calm your road rage right the fuck down.

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[–] RonaldRayGuns 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

SHOULD

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And what about the other two driver that were part of the cause of death?

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[–] RonaldRayGuns 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Cut off their dicks too!

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[–] bayesianqueer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They aren't famous or rich enough to be sued. Oh, and one is dead.

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[–] MDosRobbot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

according to the article she wasn't even speeding.

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[–] RonaldRayGuns 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

One does not speed on Los Angeles freeways. It's impossible to get up to speed in the traffic. One can accelerate in traffic dangerously. Which is what sounds like what he/she (what did it identify as at the time?) did.

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[–] Kadynce 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Which jail would Caitlyn go to?

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[–] Tsugumori 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The one for rich white people.

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[–] m4tthew 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Does house arrest count as a jail?

(srsly though, whatever Jenner's legal gender is would determine what facility they send her to. If she is legally recognized as female, women's prison.)

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[–] Allah_Ackbar 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

But he (yes, HE) still had a penis, so male prison?

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[–] Merchaun 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If it's anything like Orange is the New Black, women's prison.

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[–] SpaceRosa 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Uncertain, I suspect. Dealing with transgender prisoners is notoriously difficult if you don't want to get sued. Put them with others of their original, biological sex and you're misgendering, as well as potentially exposing them to more abuse, depending on how far transitioned they are. Put them with people of the sex they identify as and someone will cause an uproar about putting a man (for example) in with women because they think he'll abuse them (or occasionally the other way around, but it's usually the "oh no he must be a pervert" idea people use to say trans people shouldn't get to use the bathroom they want). If possible, have them separate and you'll be accused of discrimination because, again, you're not respecting their gender identity, or if they want to twist it, you're giving them worse treatment by being isolated for being trans.

I don't know how US law treats transgender people with regards to going to prison, but as far as I've read it's always been controversial to do anything. You just can't do anything without stepping on some landmine or another.

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[–] tex 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Oh, shit. I killed someone. I'm going to prison. If only there was some way to get sent to women's prison instead...

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[–] bayesianqueer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And if you were dumb enough to get sex reassignment surgery to avoid a possible year in men's county jail, you're frankly insane.

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[–] AnTi90d 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Bruce Jenner's doctor should be brought up on charges of manhoodslaughter.

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