[–] screamingrubberband [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...pulled a gun out and pointed it at the back of the cab driver’s head while yelling at the driver who wasn't able to understand him.

That right there is the problem with letting them speak aave around people. Most scavengers make similar noises when trying to frighten the other species they encounter, but these actually try to speak like people.

[–] veteran88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

God curse the man who taught these monkeys English.

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If all these apes were in Africa, living in mud huts and eating dead monkey meat, think what a better world this would be.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

English Ebonics

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Johnson was charged with first-degree robbery, fourth-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, possession of a controlled substance, criminal possession of a forged instrument in the first degree and menacing, police said.

Eighteen years old. This young offender is well on his way to a career in crime. He's probably been practicing his chosen profession for the last eight years, at least.

[–] happyfacemcgee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

what a low life moron

[–] observation1 ago 

Phone collateral apparently makes for dangerous gameplay.

Sounds good on the surface until the insane puts it together that they've set themselves for failure