Archived Muslim AG of MN believes social workers, NOT police, should respond to 911 rape calls (youtube.com)
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Archived Muslim AG of MN believes social workers, NOT police, should respond to 911 rape calls (youtube.com)
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[–] AphexTim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"Yes, help I'm being attacked and he wants to rape me!!!?!??? Send someone asap, I am barricaded in my master bedroom!!!"
"Sir or ma'am I'm going to have to ask you what your preferred pronoun is so I can relay that over to our social worker who will be by to assist you"
"Fucking pronouns? You better get over here fast he has a gun and is threatening to shoot through my door"
"Our social worker does not carry weapons, only words of peace, diversity and strength!"
"I don't give a fuck, send anyone and anything he is almost through my door!!"
"Dispatching them to your house now!"
"Thank god you are sending more than one, without weapons I was worried for a moment....."
"Oh no, them/they is Jackie, our best social worker. They is their preferred pronoun"
"Fuck it, Im going to let him rape me, as you have already raped this country more than I could ever imagine....."
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