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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Curling iron.

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[–] Butterbread ago  (edited ago)

Lollll. Sir, you have a fever so you must go home. But you might want to stop at the emergency room because your asshole has been cauterized shut.