Archived So my wife and I got this new oven. It's a shabbos oven with a Sabbath feature... (s01.geekpic.net)
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Archived So my wife and I got this new oven. It's a shabbos oven with a Sabbath feature... (s01.geekpic.net)
submitted ago by HoKogan
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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Couldn't have said it better myself. These fucking people.
[–] iyskreem 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Isn't that very semitic of them
[–] 24308652? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They take pride in breaking the rules, like those kikes who put a string around their neighborhood so they can both trick their god and trick america out of not paying property taxes! 2 birds 1 stone oy vey
[–] Zinnsee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It takes a kike to outjew god.
[–] Rellik88 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
They are fucking jewing God.
[–] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why should He get special treament?
[–] Helena73 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Bake a ham. That will cancel it out.
[–] HoKogan [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
No, it's not a gas oven.
[–] CheeBooga 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Jews cheating God.
[–] superspathi 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They've got all kinds of things like this. I was in Tel Aviv for work and the hotel I was staying at had an elevator with a sign saying "sabbath elevator". This elevator would simply stop on every floor. So this way the jews can ride the elevator without pressing any buttons which meets the definition of work. It's a little miracle every time they arrive at their floor.
[–] HoKogan [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They didn't have a shabbos goy to do it for them?
[–] ruck_feddit 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I get the "K" is for kike, but the star is missing a point.
[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is this your way of coming out as a jew?
[–] HoKogan [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, I work for a living.
[–] antiracistMetal 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Can you get me a job?