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“Both of them had valid accreditations and a receipt for their cargo” says Shawn Francis Miller, spokesman of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection for the El Paso sector. “What drug dealer in his right mind, demands a receipt for 1300 pounds of cocaine?
Since when did drug dealers start handing out receipts? Is there some special tax incentive I am unaware of?
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The first clue that this is bullshit is that no self respecting CIA guys with 1300 pounds of cocaine would let a bunch of hicks with rifles do a citizens arrest on them...in the middle of the desert... with no witnesses.
If this were a true story, those minutemen would be arrested for assaulting a federal officer (if lucky) or they would be 'missing persons'.
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This be fakes. April 23rd, 2015, Barbara Johnson is a young reporter who has made a name for herself thanks to her thorough researching and formal writing style. A former pornstar, she has rapidly reached the summit in her new profession thanks to her good looks and "social" skills.
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[–] Mosin91 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Ahem
Parody site.
[–] SeanBox 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Where does it say that?
[–] onesidedsquare 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
eh, because it has story such as this one, http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/monsanto-develops-revolutionary-new-penis-enlarging-corn-crop/
Which lead me to believe that this story is fake
[–] Mosin91 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Spend a couple moments on the site, look at their FAQ's. They are either a well done parody or utterly apeshit insane.
[–] i_am_not_crazy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Since when did drug dealers start handing out receipts? Is there some special tax incentive I am unaware of?
[–] Spacehuman 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
The first clue that this is bullshit is that no self respecting CIA guys with 1300 pounds of cocaine would let a bunch of hicks with rifles do a citizens arrest on them...in the middle of the desert... with no witnesses.
If this were a true story, those minutemen would be arrested for assaulting a federal officer (if lucky) or they would be 'missing persons'.
[–] Gerplunckamo 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
So, they've finally proven what everyone in Texas has known for decades. That the federal government is backing at least one of the cartels.
[–] forgetmyname 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
This be fakes. April 23rd, 2015, Barbara Johnson is a young reporter who has made a name for herself thanks to her thorough researching and formal writing style. A former pornstar, she has rapidly reached the summit in her new profession thanks to her good looks and "social" skills.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Quite possibly fake.
[–] Wildfire_ca [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
I had to look up what Minutemen were.