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[–] Deplorablepoetry 5 points -2 points (+3|-5) ago 

There was a time when she gave me a boner.

Also last Friday I sat on my own testicle for the first (and hopefully last) time.

Sit on your testicles once, and you won’t get fooled again.

Sit on your testicles twice and ....I don’t know, maybe Kirstie becomes attractive again?

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[–] weredawg 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

I think it was something like "Sit on 'em twice..... you can't sit on 'em again."