Archived Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They're Not On Drugs (huffingtonpost.com.au)
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Archived Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They're Not On Drugs (huffingtonpost.com.au)
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[–] nathanrosegoldberg 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You can test any hair. Aimpit, leg, pubic, arm, whatever. I think it has to be a certain length to be considered acceptable though.
[–] DefinitelyNotaJew 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Watch the new trend of completely hairless congressman start. Eyebrows, eyelashes, everything gone.
[–] varialus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, it brought the movie Gattaca to mind where the main character has to scrub himself down to avoid DNA detection, but I couldn't remember the name of it and didn't care to go quite that far in depth with my comment. Anyway high politicians get a bit a special treatment straight from the Constitution plus they write the laws, so I can't imagine anything like this ever passing, but it would be pretty great if they ever did let it through.