Archived Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They're Not On Drugs (huffingtonpost.com.au)
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Archived Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They're Not On Drugs (huffingtonpost.com.au)
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[–] Splooge 2 points 35 points 37 points (+37|-2) ago (edited ago)
You think they'll fight against pee tests? Present a fucking hair test -- which detects usage that's decades old -- and watch how fucking hard they kvetch.
I'm 100% for this.
Edit: I wrote this in a rush. Everyone correcting me -- I get it. Hair tests aren't that extensive, but you all get the point I was making, that they are more thorough than pee tests. Thus they will cause more trouble for their (((subjects))). And anything that does this gets a thumbs up from me.
[–] 22402561? 1 point 22 points 23 points (+23|-1) ago
decades? lul like 3 months
[–] Sk8rminion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
that is because they specifically measure out 3 months worth of hair for the test to be 'fair' to everyone. They can test back as long as your hair is long, but people with short haircuts generally don't have anything longer than pubic/ arm pit hair.
[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hes probably thinking of spinal test
[–] TestForScience 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
https://www.health-street.net/blog-drug-testing/hair-drug-testing-facts-and-myths/
@drj2 @Harry_Areola
[–] rejectedfromreddit ago
It's suspected that this is the rain Britney Spears shaved her head: a drug test related to her divorce. Hey ads are now held in trust, and managed by her family.
I have absolutely no doubt that ((they)) molested her, and it destroyed her mind.
[–] varialus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They'd start shaving their heads, limit Ottoman lives!
[–] nathanrosegoldberg 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You can test any hair. Aimpit, leg, pubic, arm, whatever. I think it has to be a certain length to be considered acceptable though.
[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Hair tests don't go back decades. Research the topic.