Archived Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They're Not On Drugs (huffingtonpost.com.au)
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Archived Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They're Not On Drugs (huffingtonpost.com.au)
submitted ago by yurisrevenge
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[–] ALIENS2222 1 point 64 points 65 points (+65|-1) ago
Fuck that bullshit I want their blood/hair to be tested. Fucking drugged up kikes.
[–] Splooge 2 points 35 points 37 points (+37|-2) ago (edited ago)
You think they'll fight against pee tests? Present a fucking hair test -- which detects usage that's decades old -- and watch how fucking hard they kvetch.
I'm 100% for this.
Edit: I wrote this in a rush. Everyone correcting me -- I get it. Hair tests aren't that extensive, but you all get the point I was making, that they are more thorough than pee tests. Thus they will cause more trouble for their (((subjects))). And anything that does this gets a thumbs up from me.
[–] 22402561? 1 point 22 points 23 points (+23|-1) ago
decades? lul like 3 months
[–] TestForScience 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
https://www.health-street.net/blog-drug-testing/hair-drug-testing-facts-and-myths/
@drj2 @Harry_Areola
[–] varialus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They'd start shaving their heads, limit Ottoman lives!
[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Hair tests don't go back decades. Research the topic.
[–] beenaroundabit 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Before every vote, hair, blood, urine. Positive? Sorry, no voting for you.
[–] QualityControl 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
And suspension and forfeiture of pay.
[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
With a 3 strike rule = guillotine.
[–] TestForScience ago
For them or for citizens?
[–] BlowjaySimpson 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Both?
Fascism when.
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
How does this shit get to the front page?
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
That's a good question, glad you asked!
I don't know. Hopefully we can get a big brain genius in here to figure it out.
[–] Zammyanci 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Hair and Blood.
Absolutely!
[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Maybe drain all their blood. Just to be safe
[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They'll just get new blood from Planned Parenthood.
[–] Zammyanci 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agree 👍
[–] Shishamo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Live stream it too so we can watch just to make double sure.
[–] voats4goats 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Work in breathalyzers for Pelosi and I'm in
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Breathalyzer dies from her extreme halitosis
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Breathalyzer gets drunk from her breath.
[–] Kristov 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Actually, I want them to be audited annually.
Any member of congress found to be selling influence given a fair trial for the crime of treason, and if convicted during wartime to be executed.
[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Actually, I want them to be audited anally...
FTFY
[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Home Depot makes POTENTIAL hires give them their saliva (DNA). Tell me again, when does the war begin?
[–] 22403282? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Drug tests are less about any sort of safety or drug requirement and more about class discrimination.
Few salaried positions test, even if their contract claims they can/will.
[–] bLusea 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
spinal tap the fucks and lets see whats good with these jew rats
[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fucking a
I had to take a piss to drive a company car, these fuckheads are driving the u.s.
Drug test them all
[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE ago
They'll just turn it up to 11.
[–] lord_nougat ago
What, their corruption?