Archived A Man Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Claims Companies are Working to Bottle His Gas as Insect Repellent (redstate.com)
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Archived A Man Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Claims Companies are Working to Bottle His Gas as Insect Repellent (redstate.com)
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[–] Secret555 ago
Reminds me of this skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpCIYlRRw_o
[–] numscul54 ago (edited ago)
Leave it to a nigger to try and bottle his farts and try to sell them because he doesn't know how to do anything else
I won't buy it even if it works I'd rather get eaten alive then willingly put on nigger farts
And farts are not an invention they are a bodily function
[–] kammmmak ago
Satire, right?
[–] pby [S] ago
"Let us all pray, dear readers, that Super Joe never meets his arch rival, that modern day Green (New) Goblin, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. If so, just wait ’til the cowfart fighter gets a load of him.
The battle will be one for the ages. A real holey war-