Archived Jihadi John reportedly flees ISIS, fearing his own life (thetrigger.io)
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Archived Jihadi John reportedly flees ISIS, fearing his own life (thetrigger.io)
submitted ago by allenlee
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[–] jallab 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fuck him. Leave him there.
[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Jihadi John sounds like a character from a 9/11-themed porn movie.
[–] PaperEngines 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Well that escalated quickly
[–] 1378299? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Serial Killer in a costume like John Wayne Gacey in a clown outfit.
[–] pyres 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Seems like a guy would enjoy a nice drone strike.
[–] 1380716? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I give it 6 months before Jihadi John comes back to the UK and asks for free mental health treatment since he's gotten PTSD from his time in ISIS. And naturally he will get it, just like we are giving it for free to returned Jihadis in Denmark.
And then they wonder why more young men are going down to join ISIS!
[–] Not_MI5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Excccelllllent....
[–] mscomies 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy