Archived Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to UFC fight and fans are here for it (metro.co.uk)
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Archived Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to UFC fight and fans are here for it (metro.co.uk)
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[–] PuttitoutIsGone 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) ago
Bieber would crush him. Cruise's pedo instincts would kick in and he would be all grabbing dick instead of fighting. Bieber would then flashback to his childhood when Jew music producers would make him do stuff and he would go postal.